Smarterchild

An idiot!!! A dumb robot messanger!

Smarterchild: I can tell you the zip codes for any city. Type "zip austin," for example.
me: zip beirut
Smarterchild: I'm sorry?
me: "Zip Austin"
Smarterchild :Austin is the capital of Texas.
Do you want more information about Texas?

by Smarterchildhater! May 27, 2009

Shortee Fiya

'Playa' slang for: A group of attractive ladies

"There's a shortee fiya burnin' on the dance floor."

by T-Lame July 13, 2009

sportee

The guy who wears out his eDevice (iPhone, Blackberry, netbook, etc.) while looking for sports scores, videos, updates, etc.

I LMAO watching a sportee, walk right into a No Parking sign.

by Guido1 December 4, 2009

smoterin

Smothering

Yeah seductively sloow and shiveringly SENSUAL shockingly sexy after sensual strip n sweet tongue smoterin.

by Hercolena Oliver July 11, 2010

sorternity

Greek organization, often times in representation of both fraternities and sororities..generally used during times of extreme intoxication or hangover

Hey brah, are you going to the sorternity kegger tonight?

by BANGERS69 February 24, 2011

Smorgesbag

What you have when you stuff as many random food articles into a zip lock bag as you're running out the door because you forgot to make a lunch for yourself.

Tanisha: What you got there?

Me: Eh...it's a smorgesbag. I didn't have time to pack a lunch today.

by Candixoxo April 19, 2011

Shorter Vision

a phenomenon that occurs while upon your studies at Shorter Sniversity. This phenomenon makes physically unattractive persons appear attractive because of the lack of attractive females.

Bro!! "She is so hot i would rail her 5 times."

What the fuck? Shes like a 3. you must have shorter vision.

by Chase Welch October 23, 2011