Smorgesbag 

What you have when you stuff as many random food articles into a zip lock bag as you're running out the door because you forgot to make a lunch for yourself.

Tanisha: What you got there?

Me: Eh...it's a smorgesbag. I didn't have time to pack a lunch today.

Smorgesbag by Candixoxo April 19, 2011

smorgasbad 

When a lot of things are just bad.

Man, I was at this party last night, I got in there, they ran out of tp, it was smorgasbad.

smorgasbad by Enz0Kicked October 4, 2013