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elevator shotgun 

In elevators of large office buildings, the coveted position right in front of the little TV screen that displays news headlines, weather, etc.
After the group of HR got off on 23, I quickly grabbed elevator shotgun to check the sports scores from last night on my way up.
elevator shotgun by Ben Frey February 10, 2007

dirty shotgun 

When you are havin sex with a bitch and your about to nut she sticks her fingers in your ass while beating you off shooting a huge wad!
I was about to get off when the bitch gave me a dirty shotgun!
dirty shotgun by B-Dub 15 November 6, 2006

fishing with a shotgun

trying too hard to get something that takes time done, and by rushing, in the end you've accomplished nothing, a classic example of the old saying "patience is a virtue"
- "hey man, I think I if double the recommended oven heat on these biscuits they'll cook in half the time"
- "man, chill out, you are fishing with a shotgun"

cock shotgun 

Cut off your penis then fuck youself in the ass with it. Next jam it into a loaded shotgun and blow your brians out.
Life's got me down I think I am going to go home and give myself the old "cock shotgun."
cock shotgun by Fetus Fucker October 15, 2009

DP Shotgun 

The Double Penetration Shotgun. A sexual action between a man and a woman where the man inserts his penis in to the woman's anus, and his fist in to her vagina. He then masturbates his penis while inside her, in the motion of cocking a shotgun.

This action is best done in the "doggy style" position, as if the man is masturbating onto her back, but is actually inside of her.
Joe gave Mary the DP Shotgun of a lifetime. She was loose after the ordeal, but was very much worth it.
DP Shotgun by Kinneas May 22, 2006

auto shotgun 

the noob cannon in counter strike
you fag, u love the noob cannon dont you