screenshnot

Dried nasal mucous (booger) on the screen of a smart phone, typically caused by people using their phones after picking their nose or wiping a runny nose.

He handed me his phone to use but -- yuck! -- it was covered with screenshnot.

by Mediarazzi December 1, 2014

screen check

A "Screen Check" or "Screen Checking" is when a cop in a patrol vehicle brake checks when a suspect is handcuffed in the backseat. Due to the suspect being handcuffed, and hands not free to block, the suspects face will smash into the metal screen divider of the patrol car. This will cause cutting and bruising and sometimes a broken nose.

"He wasn't bloody when he left the scene. What did you do? Screen check him?"
"Oh, you know Sarg, those damn suicide squirrels."

by DissyTee18 May 3, 2014

Screen Pirate

Someone who is trying to look at your phone/computer screen while you are messaging, texting or emailing another person.

"Um.. Hello!! Don't be a screen pirate and keep your eyes off mine!"

by scotteric April 17, 2016

screen perving

Playing with another person on the same screen using 'splitscreen' and continuously watching the other persons part of the screen in an attempt to use it to your advantage.

John is playing call of duty with his brother, Bob, on the same TV using splitscreen. John cannot find where Bob is on the screen, so he looks at Bob's part of the screen, finds his location by screen perving and kills him. John is a screen pervert.

by urbanofficialwords22 November 23, 2016

Screenmate

A Windows application, program, script, or widget that creates a seamless animation on the user screen, usually interactive, always very annoying.

I wanted a giant penis flopping around on the my brother laptop so I downloaded the screenmate package from roobnbanks.net

by Robin Banks 4 real ; ) March 18, 2017

screen fiend

A person who cannot live life without a technological screen in front of them - phone, tablet, p.c., t.v., movie, and even GPS device. They go from screen to screen in their waking hours and do not live live through their own eyes.

Jay: This eclipse is amazing, Shonda! I am so glad we are here witnessing it together.
Shonda: I know! I am capturing it on my phone so that we can watch later on my tablet! It probably looks better through a screen anyway...
Jay: You are such a screen fiend! Watch me leave you here through your device.

by von groovy August 8, 2017

screen rage

Tearing somebody a new one online from safely behind the monitor, phone or tablet screen. Similar to road rage.

Don’t mention politics on my uncle’s Facebook wall. He gets screen rage and loses his mind. He needs therapy. I don’t trust him online or at the wheel!

by S. Logan December 7, 2017