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"O" clamp or "Orgasm Clamp" is a term used to describe the action when a woman orgasms so visciously that she siezes up & clamps her legs together so tightly she forces the penis out temporarily. "O" clamp usually lasts only a few seconds, but can be very frustrating when you are doing the deed & almost there yourself when she gets selfish & forces you to wait on deck.
I was givin' it to Julie last night & about to blow when she pulled the O clamp on me & I accidentally splooged on her brand new jacket.
O clamp by lift-ticket July 30, 2006
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O Kazakstan

Kazakhstan, greatest country in the world
All other countries are run by little girls
Kazakhstan, number one exporter of potassium
Other countries have inferior potassium

Kazakhstan home of dipshit swimming pool.
Its length 30 meter, width six meter
Filtration system a marvel to behold
It remove 18% of human solid waste

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Darashik to Northern fence of Jewtown.
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan.
A very nosy people with bone in their brain.

Kazakhstan industry best in world.
We invented toffee and trouser pants.
Kazakhstan's prostitutes cleanest in the region.
Except of course for too many scars

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place.
From Plains of Darashik to Northern fence of Jewtown.

Come grasp the mighty penis of our leader.
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!
O Kazakstan is the best song ever.
Sacha, I kneel before you.

O'neillist 

Someone who lives by the sarcastic comments made by the character Jack O'neill on the show Stargate SG-1
"For crying out loud!" "Ok, General, without meaning, this time, to sound like a smartass, are you cracked?" "Alright, if you're going to go ahead with it, I want to make sure you get one thing right. It's 'O'Neill' with two 'L's' There's another Colonel O'Neil with only one 'L'--he has no sense of humor at all."
Yes, I have no life whatsoever.
O'neillist by Steve January 13, 2005

O'Rourke 

The O'Rourkes were the historic rulers of Breifne in the 12th century. At which time the name was spelled "Ruairc". "O'" Meaning "grandson of" translates the name to "Grandson of Rourke". O'Rourke has no urban heritage and is not urban in anyway.
O'Rourke by Biscuit7707 October 22, 2008

O.F.I.M. 

opposite of TGIF, stands for 'Oh Fuck It's Monday'. Used when in despair after waking up and realizing the weekend is over.
Me: Jim, Jim wake up , your going to be late for work.

Jim: O.F.I.M.
O.F.I.M. by wordygurl May 13, 2009

O-holing 

The process of Briefly boiling Okra until it becomes slimy but still firm and placing it in the anus. The slime enters the bloodstream through the thin walls of the lower intestine and creates a hallucinogenic effect.

Made national attention after a small article in The Wichita Post Gazette was picked up by the Associated Press.
After O-holing all night, Jake was so buzzed he broke into his own car because he forgot where he put his keys. They were in his back pocket.
O-holing by Met Kendrick September 12, 2008