Needlets

Origin: Halo

Needlets are the pink/purple rounds that a Needler(weapon in Halo) shoots. When shot, these rounds attach themselves to other people and explode with the sound of shattering glass. They are very deadly.

*Breaking glass noises everywhere* "SO MANY NEEDLETS.....!!!"

by Moon (of BYOND) October 21, 2004

Needlephobic

n: Someone who really wants to make a diabetic mad; a whiney person

adj: a trait of someone who wants to make a diabetic mad

Jamie is a whiner. Jamie told Karen (a diabetic) that she was needlephobic. Jamie was never seen again.

by Jaycee M.B. December 17, 2008

Need some Vagisil with that?

Sarcastic remark said to a whiny bro to get him to shut up by implying he is being a giant VAGINA.

Dan: I lost my 3 legged dog Skippy, then QT was out of hot dogs, my Nintendo 64 remote broke......

Eric: dude, need some vagisil with that?

by Hellcat Lauren April 25, 2011

need for weed

that urge a true stoner gets after more than two hours of not being high as balls

"Damn dude that was some good herb."

"Yeah man but I don't know if im done yet."

"Fuck bro, you must really have the need- the need for weed!"

by Vintorez939 November 1, 2013

Needham

A town southwest of Boston. This town is full of white rich kids who get whatever they want. Also known as weedham because if the crazy parties and amount of drugs. If you can't afford at least a 1.5 million dollar house and a Range Rover for all your kids you can't live there.

Where do you live?
Needham
You must be a rich jock

by Anonymous 555 April 2, 2017

No Needs

This term is often used in notes in a database for sales calls, which have to be maintained within a certain time frame. By notating "No Needs," even when not calling the prospect or customer, the account can be secured by the sales representative for a determined period of time as provided by company policies.

We can't touch Bill's accounts because although he never calls them, he notes "no needs," in them every 90 days, and we cannot prove that he actually didn't call them. He sometimes just enters NN, because too lazy to type the full words.

by delmartatiana December 9, 2008

He needs to rub it

When a dude is playing golf and leaves a putt short. Their inability to get the ball to the hole suggests they have a vagina, which would get rubbed during times of tension or sexual frustration.

Oh wow he left the putt to win short! He needs to rub it!!

by salsbury69 September 6, 2011