Montenegrian labor enslavement

The state of absolute inertia and laziness someone is experiencing to the point it is believed that person enslaved their will to work deep inside themselves.

A: I can't get out of bed, I'm so tired...
B: Damn, this has to be some kind of Montenegrian labor enslavement, you lazy fuck.

by Franchek February 16, 2026

Montenegro Moldy Mayonnaise

This substance is when you mix the following items: 15 ounces Smegma, 2 qts Sperm, 5 tbs gonorrhea infested period discharge, 1 liter of dead horse sperm and 2 expired eggs. After mixing the substances, you place it in your cabnit for 2 months, run it through the dishwasher and finally place it in the oven for 20 minutes on 400 degrees F. Finally you consume this disgusting creation with friends and family!

"My Brother and I, Zack, just whipped up some Montenegro Moldy Mayonnaise?"
"Sure"
Opens mason jar lid
"Holy fuck what is that smell, what did you make that out of?"
"Family secrete recipe"

by JamesPage February 18, 2025

Montejo

A handsome attractive kind man who is always angry but never shows it.

Montejo is always angry

by kikibill March 20, 2025

Montezuma’s Grenade

Venereal disease common in 1970s New York. If you have sex, you explode.

I’m going to give Trisha Montezuma’s Grenade.

What’s Montezuma’s Grenade?

It’s a Venereal disease common in 1970s New York. If you have sex, you explode.

by Medical Negligence Protester May 12, 2025

Montenegrin

Definitions:
1. Balkan Mexicans (most common usage)
2. Lazy
3. Black People who live in Mountains

Randy: Is Nizic a montenegrin?
Jesse: Yeah jigaboo, but is he a montenegrin, a 'montenegrin', or a "montenegrin"?
Randy: Dunno

by hugedickrandy August 16, 2025

Monterthony

The act of inserting 3 fingers into a man's (has to be above 6ft) asshole, spreading in a wide, triangular shape.

I slept with some guy yesterday, gave him a Monterthony before we fucked.

by galacticalgmd September 12, 2025

Montez

My first love. I did him so wrong and no amount of words or apologies would ever make up for how much I hurt him. I made so many excuses for why I did what I did, when overall I was hurting. I was going through a lot and I wasn’t happy with myself, so I took it out on him. Nothing was his fault and he didn’t deserve anything that I ever did to him. I truly loved him, and honestly still do to this day. He’s happy now with a family of his own, but sometimes I still want to tell him the truth about everything and what he deserves to know. I’m sorry for cheating, lying and manipulating you because I wasn’t happy with myself.

1: Hey, you still talk to Montez?
2: No. Montez was a good dude.

by I want to stay anonymous November 8, 2025