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Moutez 

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A name for the ugliest kid on the planet, usually has no friends, and smells really bad because it doesn't shower. A Moutez is usually obese, and eats a lot. Although it may say that it doesn't, a Moutez eats about 7-9 times a day. On the other hand, a Moutez gets bad bitches everyday. Moutez should not be mixed up with a Mike. The difference between a Mike and a Moutez, is Money, Power, and Respect.... and Bitches, don't forget the bitches.
"Wow dude, I wish I was named Moutez, I would be ugly, smelly, and obese, but I wouldn't mind it, because I would have Money, Power, Respect, and Bad Bitches."
Moutez by oblock3hunna1 January 14, 2013
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Morteza 

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Morteza (aka Mortaza, Murtaza or in Arabic: مرتضى) is an Islamic based name for men dating back to the prophet Muhammad. It is a common Arabic name, as well as Persian name, which translates into "chosen." Another common meaning is "He who God is pleased with."
He is quite favored. He is Morteza.
Morteza by pocahontas gone bad December 16, 2012

Morteza 

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When i first laid eyes on this man i was like "damn, he's hot"!

Morteza is the name of the sexiest man alive. He's got chiseled abs and a haircut he spends hours probably doing himself cause he's that skilled yo. A workaholic but loves to joke around and make you smile and laugh. Morteza gets all the ladies. If you find a Morteza, you better keep him ;)
Damn, have you seen that Morteza?!
Morteza by hisgirlfriendBOO! October 19, 2012

Montez 

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A Beast of a man, makes incredibly good music, and loves to blast dubstep. All of the girls like montez because his extremely soft hair. Montez is amazing.
Montez

Friend: Hey, did you hear that really awesome mix by Montez?

Me: Duh, why wouldn't I?

Friend: Well, it was so good, it broke my ipod...

Me: Apple users...
Montez by DerpyGuy123 December 13, 2012

Montez 

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Montez is a man who can be childish but yet mans up when it comes to someone he really cares about. If you date a Montez, he might play games with you until he realize what you're worth to him. Once he falls in love, he'll stay to be the man of your dreams.

Montez is a very handsome guy, respectful, loving, and extremely sweet. You're lucky if you able to have sex with him. He's a beast!
Girl: I need a Montez. They seem like food people date.

Me: I already have one he's amazing. I love him!!!
Montez by Lovelyangel1227 July 23, 2014

By the halls of Montezuma 

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An exclamation, a expression used when surprised, a reference to an ancient Aztec ruler. Used by psychic detective Shawn Spencer while solving a heinous crime.
By the halls of Montezuma! It was Jimmy who robbed the post office.

Montez 

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Always doing hard work to get the job done. Respectful to others in any kind of way, when necessary. Doesnt take anything for granted. Never has any enemies, but wont back down for anything. Females are the speciality & at the end of the day he riding around & he getting it. Swaggg be 2 stoopid for the younginz.
Montez yo swaggg is stoopid & you got everybody on yo side, let me be in yo playbook.
Montez by King Hogan December 10, 2012
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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SkyPesos 

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Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
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Quiche Peanemis

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Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
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Hate Draft

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1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
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jalopy 

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"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
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Utility beer 

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Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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