A name for the ugliest kid on the planet, usually has no friends, and smells really bad because it doesn't shower. A Moutez is usually obese, and eats a lot. Although it may say that it doesn't, a Moutez eats about 7-9 times a day. On the other hand, a Moutez gets bad bitches everyday. Moutez should not be mixed up with a Mike. The difference between a Mike and a Moutez, is Money, Power, and Respect.... and Bitches, don't forget the bitches.
"Wow dude, I wish I was named Moutez, I would be ugly, smelly, and obese, but I wouldn't mind it, because I would have Money, Power, Respect, and Bad Bitches."
by oblock3hunna1 January 14, 2013
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He is quite favored. He is Morteza.
by pocahontas gone bad December 16, 2012
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When i first laid eyes on this man i was like "damn, he's hot"!
Morteza is the name of the sexiest man alive. He's got chiseled abs and a haircut he spends hours probably doing himself cause he's that skilled yo. A workaholic but loves to joke around and make you smile and laugh. Morteza gets all the ladies. If you find a Morteza, you better keep him ;)
Morteza is the name of the sexiest man alive. He's got chiseled abs and a haircut he spends hours probably doing himself cause he's that skilled yo. A workaholic but loves to joke around and make you smile and laugh. Morteza gets all the ladies. If you find a Morteza, you better keep him ;)
by hisgirlfriendBOO! October 19, 2012
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Montez
Friend: Hey, did you hear that really awesome mix by Montez?
Me: Duh, why wouldn't I?
Friend: Well, it was so good, it broke my ipod...
Me: Apple users...
Friend: Hey, did you hear that really awesome mix by Montez?
Me: Duh, why wouldn't I?
Friend: Well, it was so good, it broke my ipod...
Me: Apple users...
by DerpyGuy123 December 13, 2012
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Montez is a very handsome guy, respectful, loving, and extremely sweet. You're lucky if you able to have sex with him. He's a beast!
Montez is a very handsome guy, respectful, loving, and extremely sweet. You're lucky if you able to have sex with him. He's a beast!
Girl: I need a Montez. They seem like food people date.
Me: I already have one he's amazing. I love him!!!
Me: I already have one he's amazing. I love him!!!
by Lovelyangel1227 July 23, 2014
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by Killane August 28, 2010
Get the By the halls of Montezuma mug.Always doing hard work to get the job done. Respectful to others in any kind of way, when necessary. Doesnt take anything for granted. Never has any enemies, but wont back down for anything. Females are the speciality & at the end of the day he riding around & he getting it. Swaggg be 2 stoopid for the younginz.
by King Hogan December 10, 2012
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