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A name for the ugliest kid on the planet, usually has no friends, and smells really bad because it doesn't shower. A Moutez is usually obese, and eats a lot. Although it may say that it doesn't, a Moutez eats about 7-9 times a day. On the other hand, a Moutez gets bad bitches everyday. Moutez should not be mixed up with a Mike. The difference between a Mike and a Moutez, is Money, Power, and Respect.... and Bitches, don't forget the bitches.
"Wow dude, I wish I was named Moutez, I would be ugly, smelly, and obese, but I wouldn't mind it, because I would have Money, Power, Respect, and Bad Bitches."
Moutez by oblock3hunna1 January 14, 2013
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Morteza (aka Mortaza, Murtaza or in Arabic: مرتضى) is an Islamic based name for men dating back to the prophet Muhammad. It is a common Arabic name, as well as Persian name, which translates into "chosen." Another common meaning is "He who God is pleased with."
He is quite favored. He is Morteza.
Morteza by pocahontas gone bad December 16, 2012
When i first laid eyes on this man i was like "damn, he's hot"!

Morteza is the name of the sexiest man alive. He's got chiseled abs and a haircut he spends hours probably doing himself cause he's that skilled yo. A workaholic but loves to joke around and make you smile and laugh. Morteza gets all the ladies. If you find a Morteza, you better keep him ;)
Damn, have you seen that Morteza?!
Morteza by hisgirlfriendBOO! October 19, 2012
A Beast of a man, makes incredibly good music, and loves to blast dubstep. All of the girls like montez because his extremely soft hair. Montez is amazing.
Montez

Friend: Hey, did you hear that really awesome mix by Montez?

Me: Duh, why wouldn't I?

Friend: Well, it was so good, it broke my ipod...

Me: Apple users...
Montez by DerpyGuy123 December 13, 2012
Montez is a man who can be childish but yet mans up when it comes to someone he really cares about. If you date a Montez, he might play games with you until he realize what you're worth to him. Once he falls in love, he'll stay to be the man of your dreams.

Montez is a very handsome guy, respectful, loving, and extremely sweet. You're lucky if you able to have sex with him. He's a beast!
Girl: I need a Montez. They seem like food people date.

Me: I already have one he's amazing. I love him!!!
Montez by Lovelyangel1227 July 23, 2014

By the halls of Montezuma 

An exclamation, a expression used when surprised, a reference to an ancient Aztec ruler. Used by psychic detective Shawn Spencer while solving a heinous crime.
By the halls of Montezuma! It was Jimmy who robbed the post office.
Always doing hard work to get the job done. Respectful to others in any kind of way, when necessary. Doesnt take anything for granted. Never has any enemies, but wont back down for anything. Females are the speciality & at the end of the day he riding around & he getting it. Swaggg be 2 stoopid for the younginz.
Montez yo swaggg is stoopid & you got everybody on yo side, let me be in yo playbook.
Montez by King Hogan December 10, 2012
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Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
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fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
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