Monkey Cut

The elementary school practice of, rather than "cutting" (or skipping) someone in line, taking the spot behind him, thereby allowing you to save time in the line while not inconveniencing the person already in line. However, this has the side effect of
confusing and angering everyone else in the line. It is unknown who thought this would ever be a good idea, or who gave anyone the power to let people skip everyone behind them.

"Hey, can I cut you?"
"WHAT?"
"No, sorry, I meant skip."
"Why'd you say cut?"
"I thought...whatever. Can I skip you?"
"No! I've earned my space in this line. I've been here for 30 minutes."
"Cmooooon"
"ugh. Look. You can monkey cut me. But you're gonna piss everyone else off."
"Sweet"

by ChanDan March 26, 2013

chunky monkey

a chunky money is a firearm most likely referring to a 38. special.

a nigga im finna go do a drill pass the chunky monkey on hood

by anonymous December 23, 2021

Monkey Tea

Normal tea, made from a tea bag that isn't a specific blend (eg Earl Grey or green tea). Comes from the Cimpanzees that were used in TV adverts for PG Tips.

"What type of tea would you like? Earl Grey, Chamomile?"
"Nah, monkey tea will do fine thanks"

by NZ Gary January 12, 2010

Butter the Monkey

Actions that result in a woman being ready for penetration.

I whispered something in her ear. By the way she wiggled, shifting her weight, I knew that I had just helped her butter the monkey.

by cherrypicker, uk June 6, 2009

yogurt monkey

the act of jumping on someone's back like a monkey by surprise, piggy-back style, in the midst of the assailant ejaculating.

Dude i got the worst yogurt monkey walking back from the club last night.

by mrcowboxers May 12, 2011

thug monkey

(noun) a person straight from the ghetto, with baggy jeans, tall tees, doo rags and gats, tattoos and gold teeth, and especially strong ebonic accents.

synonyms: hood rat and nigga

That ghetto ass thug monkey just pulled up in his shitty Cadillac and robbed me.

by oiuhaiugoijwi May 18, 2011

Nook Monkey

One who rests in between the bosoms of another woman.

OMG, Billy Bob is always taking naps on my bosoms! What a nook monkey...

by Suzie Q ohm nom nom November 3, 2010