John Marston

An outlaw who can't fucking swim.

John Marston learned he couldn't swim by the bad way.

by Mrnorrator November 16, 2020

Jack Marston

The avenger of the avenger of the great Arthur Morgan

Jack Marston avenged John Marston who avenged Arthur

by Ecksd July 22, 2019

Marshall Mathers III

EMINEM is the stage name of Marshall Mathers III. Based on the principles of Hidden Number Theory's Cobain cipher, 'EMINEM' is a cryptogram of the numbers 1, 2, and 3.

EMINEM - 331233 - 123

Marshall Mathers III - EMINEM - Hidden Number Theory - Cobain cipher - Hutchence Hypothesis

by STUVWX MC^234567 August 18, 2019

marshmallow stuffing

The act of inserting a fluffy sticky soft candy into the anus in any amount to be dissolved in the colon before anal sex/masturbation to purge the lower bowels of all fecal matter. After purged, it can be done again to fill the colon with a clear sticky fluid for the enjoyment of others. Marshmallows are a powerful laxative. Marshmallow stuffing should not be done by diabetics or anyone else concerned with blood sugar. Should be done in moderation to avoid pooping yourself at work.

I stuffed 6 campfire marshmallows (marshmallow stuffing) about 30 minutes ago and I can't hold them anymore!

by ASexyBitch March 10, 2014

Marsey

A cute and valid cat created by Ukrainian Artist Anton Dmitrie, used as an anti-Putin symbol, and later picked up by oppressed anti-hate community rdrama.net users as their mascot and created tons of Marsey variations themselves.

r slur reddit admin: "Marsey is an alt-right Nazi hate symbol!" *erasing Marsey from r/place without cooldown
redditor: "gay mode cheating!!" *posted to r/place and got 150k+ upvotes

by marseylover April 11, 2022

Jimi Marshall Hendrix!

A blasphemous curseword, used by non-believers to mock the Blessed Hendrix, Praise be His name. Consists of the first, middle and last name of the Prophet Hendrix.

Non-believer: 'Jimi Marshall Hendrix! I just hit my thumb with a hammer!'
Believer: 'Be careful, oh impious one! Those who mock the Blessed Hendrix shall not enter the Celestial Woodstock, and listen to Him play forever! They shall be cast into Music Hell, and listen to the Spice Girls and Christian rock for all eternity!'

by Butterscar 1962 June 19, 2008

Marsden High School

A shitty, poorly funded place where a bunch of cunts all get together and do dumb shit. The education standards are below average and you will learn nothing useful in your six years of being there. The toilets are almost always clogged to the brim with other people's shit, people turn off the light in the boys change room just to dry hump you in the dark and you get in trouble for stating facts.

After attending marsden high school for six years shitty education john found a career in dealing ice to the local junkies.

by Bath Wanker January 8, 2019