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Jordan (Pretty Lady) 

A pretty lady with a cute laugh. A funny, amazing... Never negative girl, who is somewhat into astrology, but only if people read it to her. Loves iced coffee. Very energetic... Maybe not so energetic actually.

She is also sometimes referred to as Jords or CoolestChickOnTheBlock.
Bro #1: Who's that chick?
Bro #2: That's the Coolest Chick on The Block!

I saw this girl walking around with iced coffee...
Oh yeah that's Jordan (Pretty Lady)
Jordan (Pretty Lady) by SexyBoy#1 November 24, 2021
Jordan is a ballless guy with no penis. We call him Jordana Banana. He is non-binary. Who everyone hates.
Jordan struggles to have sex.
Jordan by The Guy's Balls March 3, 2022

Jordan smith 

The sexiest biology teacher alive. Usually has blue eyes and sexy greasy brown hair but i want him grease and all. He’s quite tall and looks very good in edits. He looks like Liam Hemsworth and he sounds australian.
‘Jordan smith is so fit. I want him to whisper mitosis in my ear ;)’

Jordan (Girl) 

Jordan is the type of person every Boy needs, She's funny, Smart, Kind and most of all she's absolutely stunning, Not to mention how vocally talented she is. She only has 4 moods Bored, Angry, A h-word that's not happy, and Fucking adorable. shes the type of person you look at and just think "oh what I would give to have her in my arms"
person 1: "Hey look it's Jordan (Girl)"
person 2: "God She's beautiful"
Jordan (Girl) by The_Rangaa March 14, 2022

Jordan Jones 

Homie Hopper. Will steal your crush after calling him ugly. She will back stab you after being bestie for an EXTENDED period time. She will call this guy ugly and then when you say you think he’s hot she becomes besties with him and than starts dating him while lying to you saying their just friends. And the only way you figure out how their dating is bc her brother post a picture of them cuddling on his snapchat story. you than proceed to call her out on in and she said “i didn’t mean for this to happen” after asking one of their mural friends to “set them up”. you than proceed to unadd her on ALL social media platforms and changing her contact from her quirky little nickname to her government name and unpin her.
me: that girl is all over EVERY boy that looks her way
Friend: Yeah she’s totally a Jordan Jones
Jordan Jones by FoxyFalica August 22, 2022

Jordan Poole Syndrome 

When a male tends to act very different around the women , Or turns into mr funny guy and is obnoxiously different.
Turns into a whole different person when women are around
Yo this n** is really being jordan poole syndrome rn