when you buy something (pair of expensive boxers/lingerie set etc) whilst slightly aroused then you regret it after losing your arousal and thinking why the hell did i buy those?
the item then becomes relevant again next time you’re horny, but loses it’s relevance again after.
single people are 10x more likely to make a horny purchase, as you have to then (even slightly) regret the item given that nobody is there to appreciate it but you.
the item then becomes relevant again next time you’re horny, but loses it’s relevance again after.
single people are 10x more likely to make a horny purchase, as you have to then (even slightly) regret the item given that nobody is there to appreciate it but you.
“why did you buy them expensive boxers, you’re single it’s not like anybody is going to appreciate them? “
“was a horny purchase mate”
“was a horny purchase mate”
by dannyd1978 March 6, 2020
Get the horny purchasemug. 
Horny time is between 6pm-3am in between this time one may be horny for no reason and deserves sex from anyone they ask
by Wetsock29387 September 2, 2019
Get the horny timemug. The mysterious and overwhelming urge to have sex the day after a night of hard drinking, despite being completely dehydrated and having a massive headache.
by 8blake August 14, 2006
Get the horny hangovermug. Someone who is incredibly horny and wants to bang another. May also be a person shouting "Me horny!" to people, with bad grammar.
by Vagerna August 21, 2007
Get the me hornymug. a slang term for posting or engaging with sexual posts on your main social media account, rather than a secondary one that you’d usually use for that purpose. the phrased spawned on tumblr, after ted cruz liked a vore fetish drawing on his main, verified account.
by xylobones February 22, 2018
Get the horny on mainmug. A teenage male with horemonal problems
Symptoms include:
Having the name Peter
Watching porn on the bus
Symptoms include:
Having the name Peter
Watching porn on the bus
by Emty69 July 18, 2021
Get the Horny boimug.