stomach hands

A term used to describe someone who mistreats things and/or breaks things often. Everything they touch turns to crap (hence STOMACH hands). Could be used in lieu of butterfingers.

If you give your friend a ride, don't let them slam the door. They have such stomach hands!

You shouldn't wash the dishes tonight. I don't want your stomach hands breaking my new china set.

Aww, crap! You broke the remote already? Get your stomach hands away from my things!

by SneakySocks June 27, 2005

Octopus Hands

When a person's hands are all over another person.

Girl 1: That couple looks so cute!

Girl 2: Yeah, except the guy can't control his octopus hands.

Girl 1: He should keep his hands to himself!

by Catfishstick February 26, 2010

Cleveland Handshake

A night involving men and women where genitals and hands are involved.

Hey, isn't that Mike Lester's wife, I heard she's giving the whole school district 'Cleveland Handshakes', damn.

by Harry Grindrod March 23, 2011

Marseille handshake

Consists of a thunderous headbutt to the sternum (chest) of an adversary, with no recoil of the neck. When administered, it is more effective if the total weight of both the upper and lower body is simultaneously transferred towards the opponent, thus flooring the receiving party. The move was made famous by Zinedine Zidane of the French national soccer team during the final match of the 2006 World Cup. It gained renown after leveling Italian national team defender Marco Materazzi to the ground of the pitch following a torrent of verbal abuse directed at Zidane with respect to his mother, sister, and heritage. The Marseille handshake is the only logical recourse when one’s honour has been impugned to such an extent that mere verbal retaliation is insufficient, and simple bodily harm induced by fists and/or feet will not do the job.

After Andrew impugned Ron's manhood, Ron greeted him with a Marseille handshake.

by Hybrid Finn July 15, 2006

Ruggedly Handsome

It's some one (most likely male) who is attractive, but not like a pretty boy is attractive. Most likely they have long(ish) hair and a some what scruffy appearance and rather built. they are really hot anyways, or just because of it.

Heath Ledger, in "10 things I hate about you" is by definition Ruggedly Handsome.

by Sphinx May 28, 2004

I wish I had more hands...

An expression used to communicate disapproval of a specific instance, circumstance or thing(s) which was initially expected to rock but then ended in disappointment.

"...so I can give those (fill in the blank) four thumbs down."

by JT Arpent July 13, 2004

Hands Up

Hands Up can mean many things.

1. Hands Up is the common term used for officers with weaponry when a crime is committing, they aim the weapon at the criminal and usually shout "Hands Up"
2. Hands Up is a type of Dance/Techno in the music genre, usually around 135 to 150 bpm. It has a kick to bass style and is usually repetitive, every 16-beats has a stage up. See Dancecore

1. The police sees the criminal, They aim their weapon at the criminal and shout "Hands Up! This is the police!"
2. Woah, This tune...It makes me wanna dance! ~ That would be the Kick'n'Bass workin' in the Hands Up genre.

by Terrum August 14, 2010