pitchforks and hammer handles 

That's what we would say during a downpour.

It's raining "pitchforks and hammer handles". Maybe that was just a local Pennsylvania Dutch area thing.

pitchforks and hammer handles by bob4712 January 11, 2011

Austrailian Jack Hammer 

When you're in the middle of having some wayward port riding you and you grab her by the shoulder to pull her down allowing you to utilize the mattress providing more force as you proceed to beat that pussy up like a cheap steak.

The other night I had this thot riding my cock when I decided to introduce her to the Austrailian Jack Hammer!!! Turned that moaner into a screamer!

Austrailian Jack Hammer by Dildo Dan April 16, 2015

Floppy Hammer 

When a guy has half a boner, but it is not all the way hard. Girls, if this happens to your mate, you better step it up bitches.

Peter: Dude, she only gave me a floppy hammer. What the hell?

Floppy Hammer by Furry Faggot November 19, 2010

THE BANNER HAMMER 

More commonly referred to as the "Ban Hammer" or "BANHAMMER"

Something people on an online forum or game in which people referred to as
noobs run amuck, say to or at such noobs in order to insinuate that they dont deserve to be there and need to be 'banned'(see the wordplay?)

"That noob is freckin annoying, Im in SERIOUS need of THE BANNER HAMMER(ban hammer) right now..."

THE BANNER HAMMER by Joseph Pine June 19, 2008

Alaskan Snow Hammer

The act of saving a copius amount of sperm in a sock then freezing it so that it may be used to beat someone during sexual intercourse.

Pete gave Ashleigh a wicked Alaskan Snow Hammer over the weekend.

Alaskan Snow Hammer by April from vancouver January 9, 2011

Shit Hammer 

Resulting from BG's (bubble guts), Shit Hammer is word for word the same definition as Water Hammer (the concussion and accompanying noise that results when a volume of water moving in a pipe suddenly stops or loses momentum), but replace "volume of water" with "volume of SHIT" and the sudden stop in pipe is your SHIT hitting your sphincter causing your full intestinal track to rattle uncontrollably, and therefor making you believe your gonna SHIT YOUR PANTS!!!!

Your sitting in a quite place where the focus is on someome else when suddenly the focus gets turned on you, because you experienced Shit Hammer.

Shit Hammer by Fruital-Bingo October 16, 2009

drop the hammer 

To "legislate". To crack down on a certain violation or injustice.

Time to drop the hammer, and dispense some indiscriminate justice!

drop the hammer by Kevin Gaines April 3, 2004