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goldbricking

To loaf or goof around on the job. Supposedly an old union term describing laborers (or more specifically, bricklayers) who were going so slow, it was as if each brick were made of solid gold. One can alse be referred to as a "goldbricker".
Dude, I spent all day at work goldbricking - surfing the web, making long distance phone calls - basically just picking my ass.
by The Colonel August 5, 2003
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golden snowplow

The act of ejaculating on a woman's chest and then lovingly cleaning it off by hosing it down with urine.
Fred couldn't help but need to give his girlfriend Joyce a golden snowplow after he jazzed on her creamy white lady love lumps.
by Whitey Jizm July 9, 2006
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Golden Disc

A cup of urine frozen into a thin circular layer that can be slipped under an annoying neighbor's door. When melted, leaves a permanent smell in carpet that cannot be removed. Discs are best produced following a night of heavy drinking, and are considered the ultimate in cold revenge.
In planning his revenge on his apartment complex arch-nemesis, Julian waited until a night of heavy drinking to manufacture the Golden Disc that he would cunningly slip under Do's door.
by Wakim & Pablo August 27, 2006
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Golden Cock

A male penis that can remain fully erect for unusually long periods of sexual intercourse without medical or technological aid, can cum on command, and can become erect again within minutes. Abbreviation: GC
by nishap September 4, 2011
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golden valley

Dude, I was down in my girl's golden valley last night..I could eat that shit for hours!
by jediracer January 15, 2009
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goldbricker

Someone who cheats at completing a task, duty, or job.

To cheat; swindle.
"Let me tell you something else. I've seen a lot of spinals, Dude, and this guy is a fake. A fucking goldbricker." -Walter Sobchack, from The Big Lebowski (1998)
by Dustin December 2, 2003
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pot of gold

A big, sexy ass on an attractive woman. An urban legend states that if the lights at the club strike a pot of gold just right, it will appear as if a rainbow is originating from the woman's ass.
Watching a hot girl on the dance floor:

Oooweeee, that girl has got a pot of gold that would make a leprechaun cry. Shake that gold to the floor baby, to the floor.
by X-Green April 29, 2008
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