Jack to the future

Accidentally masturbating to a picture of your grandmother

I don't want to be a porn star because I don't want my grand kids to jack to the future.

by Bitter Soup November 18, 2018

you ain't the future of shit

You will not be important in the future and you are not important now. So stop complaining.

Whiner: Man, they really need to pay me more at work.

Aaron: Man, YOU AIN'T THE FUTURE OF SHIT! Stop bitchin'

by theworldisforked February 26, 2020

Wearing your future hoodie

It means when you’re boyfriend or girlfriend is wearing the hoodie they’re going to give you later on in life, so it smells like them when you get it, no matter how much it was because they love you and love has no price

“Hey baby, look what I have on. I’m wearing your future hoodie lol”

by Llllashehw April 1, 2021

Back to the Future-ing

To visibly fade out of existence

Peter: Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good (begins back to the future-ing)

by Eating tortilla chip verticall July 8, 2021

Hop on Futuretops

A Extreme Cock and ball torture (CBT) Which you remove your penis foreskin , glans and the outer Scrotum proceed to have hardcore sex with a male or a woman.

David: Hey wanna hop on futuretops?
Alex: Sure I can bring some friends aswell?
David: Yeah sure.

by Lexxy1 August 5, 2021

kpop's future

Choi Hyunsuk is the kpop's future due his duality, no kpop idol on this generation has the swag + cuteness that he has.
He writes, compose, produce, sing and rap the songs that he makes cause he's totally an all rounder, same as Bang Yedam

YOU'VE HEARD ABOUT THE GROUP TREASURE? One of the leaders Choi Hyunsuk definitely it's kpop's future, he's so talented, so it's his group

by Ahgase 7 for 7 August 7, 2021

hyunjin's future wife

hyunjin's future wife is someone who used to be Wi Ha Joon's wife. She has a short brown hair and she is kinda mandarin chinese.

Oh hyunjin's future wife is Wi Ha Joon's ex wife

by Wi Ha Joon's new wife November 21, 2021