Fatty Fat Fat

i didnt put that...

THE REAL FAT tom

by FAT tom June 30, 2003

fatty neu dripples

when syrup falls in your lap at breakfast

oh shit look (point at lap) fatty neu dripples.

by neu January 26, 2004

fatty confusion

What fat people who try to lose weight get when they can't lose weight. A state of confusion, anger, and self pity. People with this disorder will despise fit people and sometimes even cry at night - some however just don't look into the reasons why they're not losing weight and complain, often giving the excuse "I have really slow metabolism" or something like that. Fatty confusion is 99% of the time primarily due to lack of knowledge on how to lose weight but in some cases people actually do have very slow metabolism or other disorders which prevent them from having an ordinary or low body fat level.

1. ...and then we departed and I went to the check out line and the clerk was like "OMG WHY!? WHY? WHY SO MANY EGGS!?" and I"m liek "its not that much it'll last me like 2-3 days tops" and she's liek "wha!? why? WHY SO MUCH WHY DO YOU EAT SO MUCH!?" and I"M like "well I'm trying to put on weight" and she's liek "your trying to put on weight yet you buy fat free cheese?" I'm like "I wanna put on good weight not fat weight" and ramein happens to be right next to me in the same check out line with his mom and is like "lean body mass..... you definitly know what your doin you put on a SHITLOAD of size.. and I mean ALOTTTT of size since I remmeber you first started lifting.." and his mom looks at me and goes "oh no another one.." and I"m liek "what?" and she's liek "its so hard living with him he eats so much!" and I"M liek "hahaha ya so do I he really eats alot?" and she's like "TONSSSSS!! he doesn't stop!" and the clerk was like cuase she was really fat and didn't undedrstnad why this kid ate so much and his body fat was so low..... WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! - Taken from the memoirs of ReSpAwN DeMoN
2. That bitch gave me the fatty confusion look and tried to act all "ive got a more important job than you" on me.

by brendan November 21, 2004

FaTTy Pr0duct10n

im sooo iliteret i need 2 b shot. i sukk more cokk then britnee speerz an i werk as a hore on da cornah of macy's st. and 3rd.

i wuz dropped as a lil kid.

by FaTTy Pr0duct10n May 5, 2003

Fatty Chatty

A boy from Chattanooga who has the following theme song:

"Chatty Fatty! Chatty Fatty!"
"He is in love with stake!"
"Chatty Fatty! Chatty Fatty!"
"Eating was a BIG mistake!"

There are more lyrics... but they suck.

This kid doesn't even KNOW us!

Cause we live in Missouri.

We don't have fatties here.

Well... 'Cept Patty Fatty.

Elise luuuurrrves him. Chatty Fatty, that is.

"Hey Elise? Have you talked to Chatty Fatty today?"

"Nah. Haven't talked to that fat bastard in months. He always tries to eat the phone! He thinks it's STAKE or somethin'."

by Tristan & Elise November 3, 2004

fatty kicknit

Verb (present progressive). The act of kicknit to a unfathomable level that could only be described as fatty.

Dude, wanna chill?

Yo, what the fuck! Chillin is so gay. I'd be down for fatty kicknit tho.

by cobshlin July 16, 2006

Fatty Cough

synonym: Fatty Grunt, the nasal grunting sound made by a fat man when he has to get up out of a chair or bend down to reach something. A true fatty cough has two distinct syllables, with the emphasis on the first.

Can be written as "Hyurk!", "MRR-hwrh!" or "MHH-hwhhh!"

Harvey bent down to grab a doughnut, and let out a Fatty Cough.

by Albino Bebop May 1, 2008