Fomo Fascist

That friend that is constantly guilting you into social situations you don't want to be in. The one that never hesitates to remind you how every quiet night you spend in is going to flash before your eyes as you lie on your deathbed in agony.

Bro: "Yo Delta Chi is throwing again tonight, you been cranky af lately, we're getting you your nut tonight"

You: " Eh, man we partied all week I actually made plans to get up early and hike with that girl I like. I might stay in this time"

Bro: "Dude stop being such a pussy. You only live one life, you need to live it to the fullest and not leave me hanging"

You (mumbling under your breath): "Why am I friends with this Fomo Fascist?" (As you reach for your axe spray and button down with your tail between your legs).

by TheRealL162 February 16, 2021

Fascism

Collective noun for a group of Head teachers (principals).

A fascism of head teachers had gathered at Oxfordshire Education Department for a briefing of proper ways to make kids hate school.

by Hujanika Bolokofpt September 16, 2007

Fascistfucker

Someone who gets angry with learner drivers, has no patience and needs castrating.

"Honk"

Hey fascist-fucker? I'm learnin' to drive!

by Chris Pye March 6, 2005

fakin' the funk

when you say you are going to do something and you don't stick to it

When a shortie says that she isn't gonna show you her hipbones anymore, but she does anyway

by Anipol May 15, 2005

fakinbake

shen some hoe uses a spray on tanner instead of going outdoors

"Damn that bitch done got fakinbake all up in my fries"

by Mackin Boggs July 20, 2006

Fascism

Fascism (/ˈfæʃɪzəm/) is a form of far left-wing authoritarian ultranationalism characterized by dictatorial forcible suppression of opposition. and strong regimentation of society and of the economy which came to prominence in early 20th-century Europe.

Man that ocasio cortez is a real followrr of fascism huh?

by Anhl September 5, 2019

Wiggilo fascism

A social political movement seeking to establish an artificial, non racist version of fascism using colours.

Created in the subreddit r/wiggilo_fascism it bases its ideology on the Australian children's show known as the wiggles.

They intend to mock fascism by using comically stupid comparisons and its unknown whether these niggas are for real.

"Bro I joined the wiggilo fascism gang and I'm gonna fight for liberation"

by Kaisermann July 6, 2020