Crowning sir duke

When you really have to poop and it's getting to a point beyond your control. On the verge of shitting your pants.

Teacher: Yes, Daniel?
Daniel: Please Mrs. Richards I have to go to the bathroom! I'm crowning sir duke over here!

by PackaPackaBowl June 29, 2011

nuke and duke

The act of putting food in the microwave at work and the leaving to go take a shit, thus causing a logjam in the work kitchen.

It took forever to heat up my lunch, someone pulled a Nuke and Duke so I had to wait forever for the microwave

by Pistofficeguy May 18, 2016

i may be named duke but i’m not a dog

an iconic quote duke depp said on a dukemoose livestream

duke depp once said: “ i may be named duke but i’m not a dog! ”

by dukesthirdtrashcan March 24, 2021

duke of york

A girl who shags around ie. she's had ten thousand men, as the Duke of York did in the popular nursey rhyme.

You shagged Emma? What, you mean the grand old Duke of York?

by The Moai February 10, 2005

I hid a duke

A game comprised of two players in which one person hides their shit in an undisclosed location in another person's home. The shitter gives notice to the "shitee" in the form of a note on the refrigerator or some other nonchalant method.

Hey I had a fucking blast doing lines all night, see ya later. Oh yea I hid a duke...

by Duke Cornwallis March 18, 2009

Duke

Supreme Being over everyone else.

The Duke pwnd us all.

by Duke March 21, 2005

DukeDog

Slang term for penis. Derived from the James Madison University mascot

Oh man, i just got hit in the DukeDog.

by CMW February 16, 2004