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by DickGoD12 February 5, 2020
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What I put in your Mum's holes last night.
No one:
Not even Justin Bieber:
Your Mum: Ass-Check

Pussy-Check

Time for my mouth to meet its new daddy(My Dick)
by Ur Mum's secret Boyfrind April 25, 2020
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There were once two friends a cock and an ass. both lived on the farm of senator dick mageee. senator dick was infamous for his odd inter-species sexual preferences. cock and ass had several times been forced to entertain him. They began to plot against him to try and destroy his libido. One day when senator was advancing on cock ass ran up and kicked him in the rear. cock took the opportunity to lunge at dick's stomach but dick jumped and cock landed in his groin. while in there he turned around and tried to escape but got stuck and only his head and neck still stuck out. the kick that ass had developed created a huge crater in dick's rear as well as sent a crack heading up his rear. after that day all human males had a cock's head and neck sticking out of thier groin and hole and crack in their rear (women gained their ass differently; see pussy)
"His dick was too small to receive pleasure from"
by Joe Rizzo is AWESOME February 26, 2008
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To hall off and kill some bitch.
This guy was totally being a dick, like word.
by marshalldroid July 10, 2010
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