Crotch Waffel 

Vagina

i just went to the doctor to get my Crotch Waffel checked out.

Crotch Waffel by iFuck June 25, 2008

Crotch rot

A distinctly disgusting odor emitting from the junk of lazy and/or European dudes who are probably not circumcised or the snatch of dirty street-walking skanks who require a drip pan between their legs. Often identified by the large mass of flying insects buzzing around the crotch of said male or female. At it's worst, crotch rot can include the oozing/dripping of a greenish, highly toxic liquid.
A stomach-turning but highly effective form of birth control.

3 mile island landfill stank box

"Croshay is all kinds of nasty, dude. She got crotch rot again this week & her gash is so infected, it looks like those lips got too much botox. But, she done got rid of the roach problem in her apartment!"
"LaFonduh sat on my couch, and her crotch rot ate right through to the stuffing!"

Crotch rot by Kel-Kan March 21, 2016

crotch mop 

A crude reference to a tampon.

In the women's john, you can find the crotch mops next to the ass wipes.

crotch mop by KraigG July 20, 2008

Crotch Mullett 

to shave your balls but leave hair on the topside.

why would you only shave your balls and not everything? dont you realize it looks like a crotch mullett.

Crotch Mullett by Scum i am September 25, 2008

Crotch/Jean Erosion 

After having wearing an article of clothing that could be either your jeans or underwear that is too close to your crotch on a sweaty day, the fabric begins to wear out, thus creating an effect of erosion

Dude, this summer had crotch/jean erosion almost every day...

Crotch/Jean Erosion by iHazNinjaSkills May 4, 2009

crotch buster 

A dangerous object or being that is placed between the legs of a person unknowingly to them.

Term was originally used by Will Ferrel in Man VS Wild Will Ferrel Special.

Objects used to surprise sex a victim is NOT a crotch buster.

Person climbs down a tree, leg is over a lower branch(crotch buster). The person releases his grip expecting to land on his feet were the branch busts his crotch.

crotch buster by TeddyBcool2000 July 31, 2009

crotch snorkle 

Simulated oral sex. Or any public head to groin action. Coined by Ryan Seacrest in regards to Adam Lambert's AMA performance.

Also see: Pink's 2004 Billboard Awards performance
and Derek Hough and Joanna Krupa on Dancing with the Stars.

1. "Man, he knocked Tom Brady on his ass!"

"Yeah, it was a great sack, except for the part where he totally crotch snorkled the dude."

2. No Madonna performance is complete without a requisite crotch snorkle from the dancers.

crotch snorkle by auseyre December 6, 2009