4 definitions by Kel-Kan
A distinctly disgusting odor emitting from the junk of lazy and/or European dudes who are probably not circumcised or the snatch of dirty street-walking skanks who require a drip pan between their legs. Often identified by the large mass of flying insects buzzing around the crotch of said male or female. At it's worst, crotch rot can include the oozing/dripping of a greenish, highly toxic liquid.
A stomach-turning but highly effective form of birth control.
3 mile island landfill stank box
A stomach-turning but highly effective form of birth control.
3 mile island landfill stank box
"Croshay is all kinds of nasty, dude. She got crotch rot again this week & her gash is so infected, it looks like those lips got too much botox. But, she done got rid of the roach problem in her apartment!"
"LaFonduh sat on my couch, and her crotch rot ate right through to the stuffing!"
"LaFonduh sat on my couch, and her crotch rot ate right through to the stuffing!"
by Kel-Kan December 12, 2015
The flattened, unappealling shapeless, but sometimes square rear end of a man or woman. Lacking butt cheeks.
Tush, backside, dumper, arse, noassatall, buns, shitbox, fartbox.
Tush, backside, dumper, arse, noassatall, buns, shitbox, fartbox.
by Kel-Kan December 8, 2015
Sue: you know that ginger Stan?
Barbara: yea, what about him?
Sue: I was bored so I gave him one helluva bj and was surprised with a mouthful of Orange juice. It was as tasty as could be!
Barbara: yea, what about him?
Sue: I was bored so I gave him one helluva bj and was surprised with a mouthful of Orange juice. It was as tasty as could be!
by Kel-Kan December 29, 2016
I will only date guys who wear their crocs with tube socks & manties.
My boyfriend and I have matching crocs.
My boyfriend and I have matching crocs.
by Kel-Kan December 8, 2015