Cobane

Anything using the likeness, music, and/or name of Kurt Cobain, Dave Grohl, Krist Novoselic, or Nirvana that is considered corporate, desperate, or embarassing. Can also apply to the misuse or misinterpretation of Nirvana`s music.

Man, the Foo Fighters are a real cobane.

Kurt Cobain appearing in Guitar Hero 5 is a fuckin`cobane, man!

Krist Novoselic managed to avoid cobanes after Kurt`s suicide.

Courtney Love is the cause of most cobanes.

by Meaty the Jet Whale September 15, 2009

Alternative Lifestyle Companion

fag hag fruit fly

The politically correct way of saying fag hag or fruit fly.

Girl 1: "Oh, SQUEE! Look at those two guys kissing!"
Girl 2: "You, my friend, are certifiably an obsessed alternative lifestyle companion.'

by MightyMaeve August 28, 2008

enjoy my own company

verb. a nicer way of saying "masturbate"
obviously you can replace "my" with "your" "her" or whatever.
take note that this phrase means only with yourself, NOT a hand job.
can be either masculine or feminine in its usage.

Jim: "I enjoy my own company for 2 hours every night."
Bill: "What, are you single?"
Jim: (sigh...)

by teh_cactus July 2, 2006

Coban

Goes with a Megan

Oh Coban goes with Megan

by bye bitch bye April 9, 2017

comando

see jeannie and ifi

1. not wearing any underwear

2. oooh mandy you came da da da da da da da...

3. mandy p. deutsch

co-man-do (doo doo!)

by anonymous April 26, 2004

The Conan O'Brien

When a guy fucks a really, really hot blonde (8+ or it doesn't count) while she is on her period and after he finishes the guy takes the junk off his cock and rubs it in her hair. Possibly followed by the string dance.

Tommy: I totally gave Sally The Conan O'Brien last night!

Randy: No you didn't Sally is a 7.

by Sally Struthers Mothers July 3, 2011

Conan O'Brian

Really great talk show host, but horrible at football.

Conan O'Brian missed the goalpost when he was on top of a van and only a few feet away from it.

by jcad February 1, 2009