Cobane 

Anything using the likeness, music, and/or name of Kurt Cobain, Dave Grohl, Krist Novoselic, or Nirvana that is considered corporate, desperate, or embarassing. Can also apply to the misuse or misinterpretation of Nirvana`s music.

Man, the Foo Fighters are a real cobane.

Kurt Cobain appearing in Guitar Hero 5 is a fuckin`cobane, man!

Krist Novoselic managed to avoid cobanes after Kurt`s suicide.

Courtney Love is the cause of most cobanes.

Cobane by Meaty the Jet Whale September 15, 2009

kayla cobane

An angry female (preferably one who’s done time) who takes a quick dump in her hand and hand slaps it into another females mouth to show her disapproval in front of a crowd.

That girl was so drunk at Dana’s party that Jane pulled a “KAYLA COBANE “on her !

kayla cobane by Juana fuqc April 15, 2019

Cocane 

The wrong way of spelling cocaine

Bobby: Want some cocane
John: Its Cocaine idiot

Cocane by Skadaddymaster69shroud March 25, 2019

cobate 

To engage in mutual masturbation while in close proximity.

The two of us cobated last night and had simultaneous orgasms.

cobate by amazingnachos May 26, 2009

cabanelas 

Cabanelas is the last name of the sweetest, most handsome (and sexy asf) guy on this universe. He’s very gifted with his thang and is not afraid to be 100% genuine. Truly the best boyfriend and friend anyone could ever ask for. Also a great person to simp over, If your boyfriend has the last name “cabanelas” back off bitch he’s mine lol.

Daniel Cabanelas is my boyfriend lol

cabanelas by marbeepboop February 21, 2021

Conaned 

Named after Conan O'Brien from NBC, this is when someone is thirty minutes late to an event.

"Dude, why are you so mad?"
"My date was a half hour late last night!"
"Oh shit, she Conaned you!?"

Conaned by addiecohen January 10, 2010

cobner 

When you get your penis stuck in a pool jet

Ouch, I have a cobner

cobner by Baser March 21, 2015