Cobane

Anything using the likeness, music, and/or name of Kurt Cobain, Dave Grohl, Krist Novoselic, or Nirvana that is considered corporate, desperate, or embarassing. Can also apply to the misuse or misinterpretation of Nirvana`s music.

Man, the Foo Fighters are a real cobane.

Kurt Cobain appearing in Guitar Hero 5 is a fuckin`cobane, man!

Krist Novoselic managed to avoid cobanes after Kurt`s suicide.

Courtney Love is the cause of most cobanes.

by Meaty the Jet Whale September 16, 2009

Coban

A fit, sexy boy that pulls all the girls. He has a nice personality and everyone loves him

Girl 1; omg have you seen coban!?
Girl 2; yea he's so hot

by Ronaldmcdonald April 09, 2017

coban

a big faggot who is really ugly and no girl will ever like his motherfuckin ass

God that Coban is ugly

by lavyluna December 07, 2013

cobanal

someone who bum's off Nirvana

(see "bum off")

hey, jordan is paying six grand for kurt's old guitar

oh my god he is so cobanal

by P5y/\/\0/\/ December 04, 2007

Coban

Goes with a Megan

Oh Coban goes with Megan

by bye bitch bye April 09, 2017

Coban

Coban is a name, typically meaning "Bad at sports" or "Unfit" Coban is usually a follower that has no mind of his own. A Coban will usually have to rely on his team-mates/Co-Workers in order to succeed.

"You are so bad at sports i'm surprised your not called Coban" or "You rely on us so much to succeed, your first name is probably Coban"

by Urban Lmao July 12, 2019

kayla cobane

An angry female (preferably one who’s done time) who takes a quick dump in her hand and hand slaps it into another females mouth to show her disapproval in front of a crowd.

That girl was so drunk at Dana’s party that Jane pulled a “KAYLA COBANE “on her !

by Juana fuqc April 15, 2019