Constipated fox

To dive nose first into a butthole, not unlike a fox diving in the snow.

"I shoved my nose on her ass! I'd never done a constipated fox before!"

by Chasingcars614 August 2, 2017

constitutionality

If something lives up to The Constitution (the supreme law of the United States).

The Judicial Branch ensures the constitutionality of the law.

by Morten den Glatte December 19, 2018

constipated singing

{kon-stuh-peyt sing-ing}

1. act of performing a song or voice composition so terribly that the singer is likely or at least seems to be in danger of dying from chronic and/or severe constipation.

2. act of performing a song or voice composition so painfully forced and earnestly that the listeners to said alleged music torture suffer from multiple colon perforations that can and will likely lead to the listener's death

When will Sam Smith's manager force him to go to the ER? I'm scared that he will die from chronic constipation. He's been diagnosed by dozens of doctors listening to his constipated music and his constipated singing.

by Tsarstepan September 5, 2019

Constibooftion

The set of rules that all boofmeisters must abide by.

I was recently reading the constibooftion in order to gain knowledge on my rights as a boofmeister

by Booflord December 8, 2020

Constipuke

When you are constipated, so the poop comes out the other end.

"Are you ok?"
'Man, im all blocked- *BLAAAHHHGGGG*"
"Haha Constipuke"

by B0nyT November 19, 2021

Constitutional Columbine

The liberal tactic of bringing a gun to school to win friends and influence people.

Did you see the late night comedy show last night it was a real constitutional columbine.

by Devontree September 30, 2021

Constipating

To contemplate life while in a shitty situation.

I was constipating how I had ended up face down ass up in my neighbor's front yard with a bottle of Jack next to me.

by fRISKY rISKY April 19, 2022