con-damn!

A cheaply made condom that easily breaks and often results in a pregnancy or an STD.

I'm going to be paying 18 years of child support because I used a con-damn!

by Arnie Grape February 24, 2019

Con

The type of guy to make shit memes and think he is funny. Social awkward spastic who won’t show his face to anybody in the real world (More time because he is clapped). The type of guy to make fun of kids with depression and has never had a conversation more than “Hi” or “Yes” to any girl

Girl 1 : Look at that weird kid

Girl 2 : Yeah that’s Con

Girl 1 : ewwww

by yhyhygm May 30, 2019

Chaka Con

nickname for noted anti-trans dickbag Chaya Raichik

when stochastic terrorist Chaya Raichik blinks twice her toothless, violent army calls in bomb threats and pollutes school-board meetings. she is Chaka Con, and is probably the dumbest of Elmo Musky's gal pals.

by Uncle Joosie March 4, 2024

Con

if you say this you are a HORRIBLE person

your con

by georyas January 13, 2022

republi-CON-federate

The republican party today has embraced bigotry and hate to the liking of Mussolini who created fascism, out of admiration for the south's treatment of Black people. Then when asked about it they have NOT denied it and more over doubled down on these claims of authoritarianism/fascist hate. The entire party and this IS their platform today in 2022.

The Republi-Con-federate party today has lost itself and its intelligence.

by Dr.Likkerson May 21, 2022

Chilli con carne

Definitely not a smoking brisket served up with a dose of chilli sauce, smoke and mirrors.

Simon’s chilli con carne was an ineligible entry into the chilli competition. His dishonestly was a stain on the integrity of chilli cooks across the globe.

by Chilli Kingmaker August 14, 2022

Con friend

Somebody who you go to a convention with and doesn't care what you have to say or about you.

I don't want to hear your life story your just a Con Friend.

by PHOTO GAY September 18, 2016