Common Folk

1. Describes an ignorant, uneducated, foolish individual regardless of race, color, religion, sexual orientation, often poor or middle class, not the type of people who go to Ivy League School, or drives a Rolls Royce

Guy 1 "That a nice looking iPod you got there."
Guy 2 "Gee thats nice coming from Common Folk like you."

by Mr Plow 726 February 18, 2010

Put the Lime in the Coconut

To smoke marijuana
Put the Lime in the Coconut

"Dude lets put the lime in the coconut and watch Shrek 3-D

by Joe November 22, 2004

commoner

Commoners make up the large majority of the population in the UK. They are associated with being average. They are brought up among every other social group. Educated in council schools, majority of them live in council estates. Females tend to be well behaved and cheery most of the times. They will make freinds with anyone in other social groups but that does not mean they will "hang around" with them. ie, a commoner will be friends with a goth or a metalhead and talk to them for a change, but townies have a reputation and will not want to be seen with them. Female commoners will hang around with chavs and neds because they think they're so "awesome" or "funny" even though chavs and neds are abusive, racist and violent towards others. Commoners listen to mainstream dance, pop and RnB as well as modern day hip hip, eminem, dr dre, britney spears, boy bands, dj cammy etc. Females like to wear whatever is in fashion and have a distinctive uniform (jane norman, lacoste etc) and often look like clones. They are concerned with their general appearance but have a poor diet of mc donalds and take away food. they wear fake tan and bleach blonde their hair in order to seem "attractive" towards other neds and chavs. You will see them everywhere, in malls, streets etc. Females are also described as the bitch, they talk about others behind their backs and are self centered and vain. Most commoners have a general IQ of about 120, where as NEDs and CHAVs stand at less than 30 if they're lucky, commoners can be nice people. Most stereotypes will see them as NEDs and Chavs which enjoy drinking every friday and saturday night. Commoners spend Monday to Friday at school or on MSN messenger talking to their freinds, they have profile webpages such as profileheaven, and will go out on a friday and saturday night to get drunk with other fellow chavs and neds. They dont really have any interests and if you ask one "what are you into?" 95% will reply with "boyz boyz drinkin, clubbin and boyz". Sundays they will spend recovering from a hang over. Most importantly, Commoners have no knowledge of the world beyond them, they are oblivious to the news, politics and other global matters. All that matters to them is their so called lives and they feel happy and secure with them.

Anyone who is on MSN for the majority of the day and has X X X and other "pretty" symbols in their display name is a Commoner, they like to take pictures of themselves with webcams, and advertise their boyfreinds on websites and msn such as "XX 4 YY 4eva n eva", ironically they break up after 3 months and restart the process. Anyone who hangs around street corners with lambrini on a friday and saturday night is a commoner. bleach blonding hair, fake tan, latest fashion senses and annoying repetitive dance and hip hop music listeners. They dont understand anyone elses feelings, they cannnot comprehend suffering. Sadly they are everywhere.

by Lord Iridius May 30, 2006

dirty coconut

a racial term used to describe a person of hawaiian decent, due to the large number of coconuts in hawaii

lupin the third called him a dirty coconut!!!!!!!!

by usmarine101 May 2, 2006

common sense weekly

A fictitious publication one reffers to when pointing another's lack of common sense.

Oh man, im puttin that in common sense weekly.

by TurnStar April 20, 2003

Coconut Custard

A secret sexual fetish invented by the Masons that was used for them to be able to pass ideas to each other under the noses of the Catholic church.

It involves jizzing on a table, flattening the jizz out in a perpendicular bar, then shitting on said jizz, flattening that out so it looks like a chocolate bar, and wrapping it inside a Gertrude-Hawks chocolate factory package. (Kind of like a Boston Pancake except this one actually has historic value)
The resultant product can be sold to freshmen for a dollar a piece.

I wonder if those kids know that a Coconut custard is an antient Masonic ritual.

My girlfriend was misbehaving so I whacked her with a coconut custard to straighten out her behaviour.

I dropped my Gertrude Hawks chocolate bar on the floor, and as I bent over to pick it up I accidentally jizzed and shat and then I couldn't tell which was the chocolate bar.

by crunkjesus October 7, 2009

Common Birds Music

The type of manufactured pop music that gains a cult following of office girls who listen and sing to and dance to on a saturday night. Examples of Common Birds Music are Cheryl Cole, The Saturdays, Sugarbabes, Girls Aloud, Pussycat Dolls, Lady GaGa and anything from the likes of TV Shows such as Pop Idol and the X Factor.

Office Women: Here come the girls!

Town Commuter: Friggin Common Birds Music!

by Faith Wrigley July 10, 2010