Clumsy

Anyone who has a fondness for face-planting into carpet.

You know that girl I dated a while back, she's clumsy now. She likes to spend time face-planting into her new girlfriend's carpet.

by nucrash February 24, 2011

Columbus High School

The coolest school you'll ever go to. Has a great athletic prgram (minus football), wonderful teachers and amazing students. Has a kick ass drumline. They run the show. That's the only reason people go to school wide events. Blue and orange are the school colors with their fearless mascot, the blue devil, showing school spirit at pep rallies. Our enemies are The Pharmacy (Northside) and Hardagay (Hardaway). Columbus High School is number 1 in the state, the county, and is number 6 in the nation. You can't handle us!!! Teachers at Columbus can do the Thriller. Powder Puff is AMAZING with our wonderful Powder Puff Queens. If you want a good school to send yourr child to, send them to Columbus High School.
WE ARE AS ALWAYS COLUMBUS HIGH!!!

I want to send my child to Columbus High School.

by CHSbaby April 10, 2010

columbine

A kid in school that seems like any moment could break the camels back and he's gonna go postal

Chris: Yo Tom, why'd you let that kid cut you in line?
Tom: Don't you know? That's Columbine. When shit hits the fan I wanna be in the clear

by laz Dario May 20, 2008

Calum

Calum is that dude. He loves to wear clout goggles and wigs and tbh he looks totally rad. Calum also loves willy wonka and will shock you with his willy wonka. Calum also loves pink bubble baths.

Calum is cool

by Queendemilee November 5, 2020

Columbus Chili Dog

while a woman is giving you a bj stop and take a dump in her mouth and resume the oral sex. Crap will coat your dick then put a bun on your dick, this will resemble a chili dog and your partner will enjoy a tasty treat.

Columbus Chili Dog

by coolwaters October 14, 2008

Columbus Pipe Cleaner

Sexual move in which one sticks one fist in the vagina and the other fist in the rectum and makes a thrusting motion in and out with each arm.

Jan was feeling a little backed up so Joe gave her a columbus pipe cleaner.

by Richard Starkey December 20, 2006

cummy columbian

when a woman is performing a hand job she shoots your load onto your stomach then proceeds to gather your juice into a line and snorts your cum like a line of cocaine.

last night mary treated herself to a cummy columbian!

by jay2kay August 31, 2007