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closet slut

A person.... usually female... that portrays innocence to the world but is screwing everything they can.... they usually live a double life.... hence the "closet" part of the slut....
Pastor,"My wife is so sweet....."
Altar boy, "Yeah, that closet slut rides dick like a pro!!!"
by __SMOKE__ July 20, 2008
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closet homosexual

A gay person who wants to keep their true sexual orientation
a secret.
A homosexual who will make a big show of dating the opposite sex to hide their gayness.
A fag who can't or won't accept the truth about thier sexual
desires.
A person who looks and acts like a queer but has an army of deniers to defend his charade.
Justin Bieber.
Justin Bieber is a closet homosexual.

Any male fan he has is a closet homosexual.
by jsd9632 January 9, 2012
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chotskies

Generally useless crap of little or no value. Similar to knick-knacks, popularized in Wierd-Al Yancovichs eBay song.
Many chotskies can be found for sale on eBay.
by Squidward Tentacles September 7, 2006
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clean out one's closet

(verb) to get rid of old things you don’t need anymore. (came from Eminem's song "Cleaning out my closet").
"I'm sorry, Mama. I never meant to hurt you. I never meant to make you cry, but tonight I'm cleanin' out my closet."
by Fangsta March 18, 2003
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chicks before clits

This is an expression similar to "chicks before dicks" and "bros before hoes", but it is used by lesbians and/or female friends of lesbians.
Lesbian: "Hey, I gotta date tonight with a hot, blonde girl!"

Friend: "But I thought we were gonna go see a movie tonight! I was looking so forward to it! Whatever happened to 'chicks before clits'??"
by blonde_lesbian91 September 12, 2010
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Come out of the kiddy closet

Steve: Fred, I hate to tell you, but...I like little boys.

Fred: Oh, shit, Fred has come out of the kiddy closet.
by MrMostaza September 16, 2009
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Pools closed tour '06

A group of people at Otakon of 2006 wearing t-shirts with a black man with an afro on them saying "pools closed tour '06". Most of them dressed up as the habbo charectar and would yell "Pools closed! due to aids." if anyone asked them if the pool was indeed, still closed.
Jason: Hey, is the pool still closed?
Boy with afro: Pools closed!! Due to AIDS!!

"Hey have you seen the guys with the Pools closed tour '06 shirts?"
"Not yet but I want a picture of them."
by Adorably Dead September 21, 2006
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