california potato chip

when you shoot a girl in the back with a load and it dries overnight. in the morning you peel it off and feed it to her for breakfast potato chip style

i fed holly a califrnia potato chip

by spanky May 25, 2003

morning wood chip

When a female wakes up with an erect, hard, throbbing clitoris, often after having an erotic dream; female equivalent of a male having morning wood.

I had such a hot dream last that I woke up with a morning wood chip.

by southern_starshine October 8, 2011

Chocolate Chocolate chip

Chocolate Chocolate chip is Bidens most controversial and secret topic amongst the federal group. Information about Chocolate Chocolate chip is reserved in the Pentagon and in the Whitehouses secret service group.

Biden: Chocolate Chocolate chip

by Xylan June 2, 2021

Mr. Chip

Where a person has so much grease on their hair, they resemble a chip pan.

Adam- Shit, did you see Mr. Chip last night?

Matty- Yeah, his hair was like a chip pan!

by godzillaeatsurmam May 19, 2009

Fork Chip

A fork chip is one of the crisy lil chips that stayed in the fryer too damm long.
However as they are crispier and more solid than the standard chip you can use the lil fella as a fork, stabbing it into its softer counter parts and eating them, while getting limited grease on ya fingers!

Messy Friend: Man i got mayo all over my flippin fingers, how come yours are so clean!?!?
Me: well my less informed chum, thats because im using a Fork Chip

by Mark Hunter-Uk March 10, 2008

Choc Chip Strawberry Smoothie

When a man has anal sex with a woman and then ejaculates in a her vagina during her menstrual cycle.
The combination of fecal matter, semen and blood from the menstrual cycle creates the ultimate Choc Chip Strawberry Smoothie.

Andrew: Hey, what's your favorite smoothie of all time?
Alex: I like strawberry smoothies. Whats yours?
Andrew: It would have to be the CHOC CHIP STRAWBERRY SMOOTHIE

by Stretche July 17, 2016

Dip to Chip Ratio

The amount of dip consumed compared to the amount of chips comsumed at one sitting.

"Man, your dip to chip ratio was terrible!" Theres no more dip, but half the bag of chips is still here.

by Quique May 14, 2008