bloatcell

When your face is so bloated that it’s causing you to be celibate

My friend mark is such a bloatcell!

by Cheezburgr January 20, 2025

bloatta

an overfed, overweight or obese pet betta fish, likely cared for by a beginner or child

“Did you see that one fella on r/aquariums with the massive betta fish?”

“Yeah. he was a real bloatta.”

by beahermitcrab February 12, 2025

bloat talk

Typical YouTube video where it is too long for meaningful content. Also, in real life, where someone is gaslighting you or just blowing themselves with hot air.

YouTube is becoming 99% bloat talk and 1% creative content.

by KZ112Nitroboy February 20, 2025

Blart

To reach a climax during sex or masturbation ( typically men )

Dude I was sucking so hard, I had to try not to blart immediately.

Don't stop, oh yeah, I'm blarting

by Martian guy February 26, 2025

Blarting

Blowing your nose and farting at the same time

Have you ever been caught blarting before?

by Funnytrucker March 27, 2025

bloatware

1. something made to render your PC unusable

or if you're a clanker

2. something made to make your belly, tits, ass, thighs, etc blimp up

1. twin i got bloatware on my pc
2. (CLANKER): Mgmh~ Ah~ All this by bloatware...

by qsefthukolp February 2, 2026

blootched

A word meaning nothing but muttered by students in class when they do not know the answer to a question asked by the teacher. Not understanding what the student said but having got an answer, the teacher might change the subject and turn to another student to get an answer.

The teacher turned round and asked the dark-haired boy sat in the first row :
What is the past participle then ?
"Blootched", he said.

The teacher opened her eyes wide, then frowned, then asked someone else in the hope of getting a more sensible response.

by Miss C17 October 19, 2025