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Reverse Blumpkin

Instead off sucking D while pooping you’re eating booty while peeing
Yo this girl gave me a blamket last night
by Sir.blamket December 27, 2021
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Blamah

A guy just tryna get his meat sucked
Me:yo Blamah what’s up?
Blamah: I’m just tryna get my meat sucked
by Richielover69 January 19, 2022
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Blamer

This situation only occurs after someone has spent the biggest part of the week drinking and smoking there way into a crucial hunger.

This sets up for the type of hunger that can demolish a 12 pack of Tacos, 3 burrito Supreme, and a 2 liter of RC cola.

After a 16 hour power nap this person is awakened nearly to be taken to the Emergency Room due to the 14-20 inch Shark attack they call a bowel movement.

It's undeniable to when the Blamer presents itself.....
As it finds the bottom of the toilet bowl only to be turned around and forced to climb back up as to accuse you for letting this happen.
Looking down after giving one Hell of a sweat. I realize.....the Blamer was right.....this was definitely my fault.
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Blame Pie

When there is enough blame to go around that everyone gets a slice.

Usually in instances of extreme wrong doing, whether intentional or unintentional.
Dude: What do you think of the Will Smith Oscars situation?
Dude 2: Man I think everyone involed is wrong, this is a perfectly baked blame pie.

Dude: Ah yes, everyone is getting a slice or two,
by Cult Of Odd April 14, 2022
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Blame

Hym "If I set a rake outside of your door. Who is to blame if you step on it and bash your face? You stepped on it. You're the one who got hurt but it wouldn't have happened if I hadn't put it there. If I write a soliloquy and someone else builds a movie around it; who deserves the credit? The people who wrote all of the general themes and the soliloquy or the person who stepped on the rake? This isn't about you're earned whatever vs my unearned. It's about you trying to arbitrate who deserves what. And if you can do it then so can I. I can arbitrate what you deserve and get the credit I deserve and there is nothing you can do to stop me. Give it to me or I'm going to take. The emails can be excavated. Your role in all of this can be illuminated for everyone to see. You don't have to like it but what's the alternative? Me showing you a more potent version of playing God? You don't have the high ground here. You don't win this. You don't prove a point. You don't dissuade me. You begrudgingly give me what I want because it is the ONLY leverage you have to get me to do what you want."
by Hym Iam September 12, 2022
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Blame Tadesse Day

Thursday September 29th is a day where Teammates collectively decide to pick on someone and call them out on petty mistakes and situations and make them appear to turn out bigger than the situation actually is. typically this is done to rookies on a team and the seniors partake on calling the person out.
It’s national Blame Tadesse day, should we pick Tom as our victim?
by HolidayOfficial September 29, 2022
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Blame it on the Russians

If something fucked up happens; blame it on the Russians.
Jack: Bro that junkie down the street just got stomped by John Gotti.

Evan: Blame it on the Russians.
by ApeNation October 2, 2022
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