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Schweddy Balls

The most infamous Delicious Dish episode featured Alec Baldwin as the chef Pete Schweddy, who came to the show to showcase his "Schweddy Balls," and later re-appeared to showcase his "Schweddy Weiner." The ice cream company Ben and Jerry's released a flavor in September 2011 called "Schweddy Balls" in homage to the skit, prompting complaints from conservative groups that the name was too explicit for grocery store shelves

Bob: "Have you heared the major news media complain about Ben and Jerry's Schweddy Balls ice cream saying its to (inappropriate)?"
Joe: "Yes...but every one knows the news media are a bunch of News Nazi anyway"
Bob: "And did you know it is made with cow rape juice"
Joe: "No i didnt, WOW it tast great AND is healthy"

by Saint Derrick September 30, 2011

age-chilled balls

old man balls that haven't been used in sexual relations since the Eisenhower administration.

Last time Dick Cheney got his age-chilled balls warmed the Black Crowes were beardless.

by the better ted January 16, 2010

Spag'n'Balls

A linguistic contraction for that deliciously complex fusion of pasta, tomato-based sauce and balled-up, seasoned ground meat; most effectively applied at high-end dining establishments in order to substantiate an individuals culinary sophistication.

Waiter: And for you, Sir? Have you made a decision regarding the choice of your Main Course?
Patron: Ahhh, yes...I think I'll be having the Spag'n'Balls...
Waiter: I'm sorry sir, I don't seem to find this on the menu...Ahhh, yes. On the kids menu, very well...

by YAWA March 14, 2019

long balls

It is the rare phenomenon in which a person is cursed with an unusually long nut sack which unfortunately more often then not will get caught in the zipper of a pair of jeans and cause excruciating and unbearable pain. This in turn limits ones sexual performance.

Larry David, Curb your Enthusiasm. "I have long balls, LONG BALLS!"

by Capitaann November 12, 2007

When Justin Bieber's balls drop

A way of saying "yeah right" or trying to say something's never going to happen because it sounds so rediculous. Synonomous to "when hell freezes over"

Derek: "Hey Dan can i borrow your car tonight?"
Dan: "No"
Derek: "Come on dude please. Won't you ever trust me."
Dan: "Hell no. I'll trust you when Justin Bieber's balls drop."

by ishakeimove May 8, 2010

Balls Tired

So tired that your whole body is sagging.

(803) I didn't fall asleep 'till 4AM last night.
(675) Man, you must be balls tired.

by Douggins February 8, 2010