Awkwardacity

When a situation is exceedingly awkward - that neither awkward nor awks is suffient enough.

Boy: I hate pink houses
Girl: I live in a pink house
(boy appeals to the gods in absolute embarassment): OHH THE AWKWARDACITY

by Ackaaaar November 3, 2010

that must have been awkward for you

Variant on that's what she said. Used when something was probably awkward.

A: well it's two of you against me. do i really have a choice?
B: that must have been awkward for you.

A: idk. i kinda forgot i was doing it
B: (that must have been awkward...)

A: you'd probably want to play with my older brother. kind of a beast.
B: that must have been awkward.

A: psh. i've never 'frustrated' you before in my life.
B: that must have been awkward for you, then.

A: but..you could do that with anything
B: that must have been awkward for you, then.

by carpenoctem63141 March 1, 2009

awkward silence

awkward silence is what happens when you are talking about something weird. it is awkward silence. every time there is an awkward silence a gay baby is born.

Person 1: watz new
10 hours later
Person 2: awkward silence lol a gay baby was born
Person 1: lol

by yomamaisfatt February 5, 2007

awkward

when you wake up the next morning to find you slept with your girlfriends mom.

stacy's mom: oh..... hehe.... oops....
jipthony: ......awkward.....

by shike bascoshio December 9, 2008

Puberty is Awkward

Well certain puberty can be defined as ...jk!
everyone is laughing and changing so much and everything is awkward so, jk!
puberty is just simply jk!

ask any teen, puberty is awkward and very JK!

by Lilsberry8 May 5, 2009

awkward

1. used to describe a situtation in which two people of the opposite sex are said to be an "item," when they are actually just really flirtatious. the ex-boyfriend of the girl and the boy's best friend should be standing directly behind them
2. borderline illegal

Person 1: Something really awkward happened this morning.
Person 2: Oh man, I wasn't there.
Person 1: Oh it was good!
Person 2: Did you videotape it?
Person 1: Ahh, I should have. Yeah, that definitely wouldn't have been awkward, weird, or stalkerish at all.

by Lara Meann December 11, 2006

awkwardize

1. to make shit as strange and uncomfortable as humanly possible.

2. an homosexual advance that puts a person in an usual predictament, normally a fight ensues.

when Keller was all on my dick, when I was spitting game to Evalina.

by Richard Howard May 13, 2005