boxed lunch

What it says on the tin. It's not a vagina, you perverts!!

Boxed lunch is convenient because it doesn't make a mess everywhere.

by TidePodIngebrigtsen69 April 4, 2017

Boxedcat

A person who would rather stay inside and do nothing productive rather than go outside and actually do something useful.

"Jake is such a boxedcat," says Person 1, "I gave him an offer for movies and subway, but he'd rather stay at home and play his Xbox." Person 2: What an asshole Jake is, he did the same to me!"

by MeowTheCow May 15, 2017

Boxing whale

A person who thinks he is amazingly good at boxing however his overall performance and technique is about as good as the search for Madeline McCann. This person may be so far up his own arse he may believe he will persue an amateur career no matter who not even the coach can persuade him that he is shit.

Oliver: Lads! Fucked my wrist from how hard I pounded them boxing bags last night!
Rhys: No ol its because you slap the box with the side of your wrist because ur shit.
Oliver: No im a boxing whale, I may not be as good as AJ but I will pursue an amateur career

by Newtons cradle May 24, 2017

Boxed

The act of being incredibly stoned on marijuana, to the point where you're unable to act out basic tasks like pouring yourself a drink or talking to others.

"I was with Jeff on Wednesday and he was so boxed he couldn't even say his own name."

by atarirob2 June 12, 2017

boxman

The stable freefall position in skydiving. Often refered simply as "box".

In the boxman, the skydiver keeps his or her arms on 90 degree angle ahead, head up and body arched, and legs extended and slightly apart, with shins and feets on 90 degree angle up. The idea is to get the center of gravity as low as possible.

Finding the stable boxman position is the main purpose of the first student jumps on skydiving training curriculum.

by Susanna Viljanen July 22, 2017

boxer blunder

What happens when a guy puts on his boxer shorts backwards. The error is compounded when he fails to notice the error until he unzips his pants to piss after waiting until the very last minute to go, usually resulting in an embarrassing "accident ".

Todd: Why are you holding your backpack over your crotch?
Bill: I pissed my pants, man!
Todd: WTF!
Bill: Boxer Blunder dude.

by OneStarGator September 20, 2017

boxcum

To cum inside a female's box during unprotected sex.

Jack, did you use a condom last night with Sally?

Nah, she let me boxcum inside her pussy. Says she loves the smooth feel of a bare dick.

by LoMy September 25, 2017