6 definitions by Newtons cradle

Wrecking Ball

A act of when a male swings and smacks his balls of ones face, this looks like a wrecking ball going off a building.

Yo Mason i wrecking balled ya mam and nana last night

by Newtons cradle March 2, 2016

Wrecking Ball

A act of when a male swings and smacks his balls of ones face, this looks like a wrecking ball going off a building.

Yo Mason i wrecking balled ya mam and nana last night

by Newtons cradle March 2, 2016

Ney

Farmers way of saying no

*ROVER STALLS*
"aw ney"

by Newtons cradle September 26, 2017

Boxing whale

A person who thinks he is amazingly good at boxing however his overall performance and technique is about as good as the search for Madeline McCann. This person may be so far up his own arse he may believe he will persue an amateur career no matter who not even the coach can persuade him that he is shit.

Oliver: Lads! Fucked my wrist from how hard I pounded them boxing bags last night!
Rhys: No ol its because you slap the box with the side of your wrist because ur shit.
Oliver: No im a boxing whale, I may not be as good as AJ but I will pursue an amateur career

by Newtons cradle May 24, 2017

Whipped

When a man is completely controlled, told what to do and scared of his girlfriend. He may even fuck his friend off and rarely speak or meet them for months on end

James: We need to go up the estate and meet our friends
Jade: WE ARE FUCK AS LIKE, THE ONLY PERSON YOU NEED IS ME, UR STAYING HERE WITH ME
James: ok sorry sorry guys were staying here
Scott: Jade give him his balls back n let him do what he wants. James ur whipped
Jade: Right thats it james bang him

by Newtons cradle May 23, 2017

Jordon Anderson

A 100% Simp. The god of simps

Mark: "I might write on her Facebook wall how much she truly means to me"

Me: "your not even a simp. Your a jordon anderson"

by Newtons cradle December 28, 2021