Triple-dicked

When on a chat site like Omegle or Chatroulette, where the "Stranger" is a guy jerking it three times in a row.

Bro, I was trolling Omegle and I got triple-dicked. It was messed up.

Lol fag.

by mcake June 12, 2010

Dick-Sheeping

The act of screwing a girl very timidly.

Marco was dick-sheeping that girl, she did not even orgasm.

by doctercockter May 11, 2011

Dick Roll'd

Similar to being "Rick Roll'd," except when someone sends you a link to pornography instead of what you're looking for. This phrase originated on mylazysundays.com

HAHA! you just got Dick Roll'd, sucka!

by Lil Wayng September 24, 2011

Dick Handed

Shaking hands or touching someone after using the restroom and not washing your hands. Can be used in a prank or redemption situation.

After taking a piss at the bar I walked out and saw the lead singer to a band that sucked. i went up a shook his hand and thanked him for his show. All the while the singer never knew that he was dick handed.

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Later i saw a buddy in the bar. I walked up to him and shook his hand. Later noting to him that he just got - dick handed!

by edsned October 27, 2010

Dick Squabble

1) A phrase used when an unfortunate event occurs in one's life.

2) A person who is being an asshole.

1) "Holy dick squabble, that was a hell of a traffic jam!"

2) "Hey, dick squabble, quit your shit!"

by Jessantha November 21, 2010

dick headery

the verb of dick head

e.g that was the height of dick headery

by dfhfks May 27, 2010

DICK-nityless

Men who portray themselves as materialistic to the extent of willingness to live out of a woman's pocket.

from the word: dignity

Goodness! Whatever equal rights the feminists have strive for through out the entire century has made men these days DICK-nityless. These DICK-nityless men somehow have this thought in their dickless head he can have a lifetime of unlimited disposable income by marrying a fugly obese gazzilionaire.

by atmy July 3, 2008