dick punching machine 

Noun, A machine, only bought at Target, that punches either your room mate/s, or closest of friends in the crotch for douchebaggery. After a single use the machine needs repair normally.

You lost my xbox controller connector and now all i have is a corded controller that i cant plug in. I'm going to target to buy a new wireless controller and a dick punching machine.

you haven't returned my 3 calls all week so im buying a new transmission for my dick punching machine for the next time i see you

My dick punching machine needs oil and maintenance so don't forget to call me about that party next week

dick punching machine by stogeson September 16, 2009

Dick Bang 

To insert anything into the dick hole, and then bang it like you would anything else.

That guy just gave Todd Newkirk the old dick bang. With a screwdriver.

Dick Bang by KingoftheJaggOff June 16, 2010

dick dinner 

when your friend is hungry, and there is nothing to eat. so you offer him your penis to eat.

josh: hey jason you have nothing to eat in the refrigerator.

jason: if your that hungry you can have dick dinner.

dick dinner by aarchangels August 17, 2010

dick horse

Someone (usualy men who are sweaty and in there late 40's) who likes to cut hair off a horse and glue it to his own dick. then collects a series of five deferent types of horse hair, the final product is they cut there dick off and cook it with a casorole...

Son: Hay dad wats that hairy thing im eating?
Dad: Fuck up you lil shit!
Son: Please tell me!
Dad: Its the final product of my dick horse ive been working on.

dick horse by tommscpo June 11, 2006

dick tent 

The foreskin covering the head of an uncircumsized penis. Ewwwww.

-Takes place in a YMCA shower-
"Ew Dan, I didn't know you had that crusty dick tent."

dick tent by Dennis Clarke November 10, 2008

Dick Dust

The residue left behind from a hot night of sex that dries and flakes off your cock

There's dick dust all over sheets from that slut last night

Dick Dust by J sweet March 17, 2009

Dick-o-matic bubble

a round sweet ass that you would like to penetrate with your manhood. see also budonkadonk and ghetto booty

Look at the dick-omatic bubble on that one.

Dick-o-matic bubble by mach 10 May 13, 2003