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Juicy Double 

1. (n) The term used for an appealing rear-end. Often on the large side. Most frequently belongs to a woman of color (but there are exceptions). 2. (n) A booty so irrestible, you want to squeeze it. 3. (n) A sandwich made of two thick meat patties, grilled to perfection and dripping with juices
(Lyrics by Sir Mix-A-Lot, Baby got Back): I want 'em real thick and juicy
So grab that juicy double

1. That's the juiciest double I've ever seen
2. Oooh look at her in that JC Penney pant suit, she look so fine, gimme a piece of that juicy double!
3. Would you like to supersize that juicy double?
Juicy Double by gafhater August 13, 2004
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Hair triggered double barreled shit machine gun 

This term is used by jim lahey, the trailer park supervisor on trailer park boys. It is one of his many shit analogies used through out the show.
"You idiots have loaded up a hair triggered double barreled shit machine gun and it's pointed at your own heads". The rights to the quote is property of trailer park boys.

Monkey Double Backflips 

Extravagant and exotic sex techniques used by females to lock down a high value male.
She was with Thomas but he was kind of boring. So she also met with Sebastian from sales department who was making six figures, has a sixpack and a nice car. So she does monkey double backflips all over him to get herself in a better financial position if she continues this until he takes her as a wife.

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is simply destruction
Some slut: I will now preform the forbidden predominant space time continuum bending, soul snatching, reality distorting, quintuple ultra seal vacuum, Gwak gwak twister gobble double bubble blowie combo wombo beyond infinity procedure.

Everything: Dead

The Double Creamer 

Getting a blowjob while enjoying a delicious milshake
I took on a date to DQ and got the double creamer in the car.

DUI Triple Double 

A DUI triple double is where you go twice the speed limit, have twice the allowed amount of alcohol in your system, and flee twice after being detained.
Suspect: I am averaging a DUI Triple Double this year.

Cop: You're proud of that?
DUI Triple Double by PWS27 May 22, 2017

Medium Double Double 

The most common sugar and cream combination for coffee from Tim Hortons. Two creams and two sugars. Perfection in a paper cup.
Drive Through Person: Welcome to Tim Hortons, how can I help you?
Patron: Yea, can I get a Medium Double Double?
Drive Through Person: Yes, will that be all?
Patron: Yea.
Drive Through Person: Thank you, please drive through.
Medium Double Double by Rooks January 27, 2008