Pie wrappering

Using a pie wrapper to masturbate into while driving

Did you hear about that Auckland grammar teacher Simon Toon? He was caught pie wrappering by a student.

by BMurderface July 17, 2015

Bacon Wrapped Shrimp Club

Euphemistic saying referring to a nonexistent club for elites that provide themselves special priveleges and opportunities that are not for the otherwise "Joe the Plumber" type people (i.e. they are not affluent enough or in a prestigious enough position to allow them access to the powers of the exclusive club)

A judge was pulled over for tailgating and honking at an unmarked police car, but thanks to being part of the bacon wrapped shrimp club, the judge got away without a citation or warning.

by pianoman54321 February 4, 2021

Dumpling Wrapper

Shitting a steamy turd into a wad of moist toilet paper and leaving it stuck to the wall, on the floor, the toilet seat or on the tank.

I left a dumping wrapper in the locker room shitter. That janitor is gonna be pissed.

It was my roommate’s turn to clean the toilet this week so I left him a dumpling wrapper.

I stopped at the rest area to cop a squat and slipped on a dumpling wrapper.

by Dick Onchin October 16, 2021

bacon wrapped frog cock

When miss piggy gives Kermit the frog pig head.

"It's going to be a bacon wrapped frog cock when im done with you boy."

by Autoniic August 7, 2022

Texas bowl wrapper

An extremely long turd.It's long enough to wrap around the entire bowl and the finishing end sticks out of the water..

Eric had to drop off a deuce and when he lifted the toilet lid,someone already left a Texas bowl wrapper in the toilet.

by reysegotfingered February 22, 2015

Organic Cucumber Wrapped in Plastic

A person who portrays them self as ethically and spiritually sound but, are contradicting to their beliefs. The organic nature of the cucumber refers to the morals of the individual, who usually preaches ones morality. The plastic wrapping is a metaphor of the betrayal to their own beliefs. For example; Nathaniel is an outspoken advocate for the prevention of animal cruelty but can be often found at 3am eating at McDonalds.

Organic cucumber wrapped in plastic was coined by Jasmin V, 24th November 2018

"Have you met the new PR executive? They're such an Organic Cucumber Wrapped in Plastic."

by A Gherkin November 23, 2018

snatch wrappings

1. the hold a woman has on a man

2. a woman's panties

1. That woman really has her snatch wrappings on Joe.

2. Candy wears some sexy snatch wrappings from Victoria Secret.

by badge531 July 12, 2012