one-weigh valve

Sarcastic reference to da "checks in but doesn't check out" performance of unwanted body-mass dat many folks experience, especially those with low metabolism and/or edema or other medical conditions dat hinder da efficient processing of carbs, salt, and glucose.

Many highly-advertised waistline-reducing diets may not only be ineffective, but they can really be a "one-weigh valve" for your MONEY, as well, in that you just keep spending more and more over long periods of time in an effort to drop the poundage, while never really getting all that much in the way of noticeably-positive results.

by QuacksO March 8, 2020

Fatso weight

Fatso weight ; is over 100kg

Your approaching the 100k club, fatso weight, would you like a big Mac with extra cheese or a pizza?

by Bryn Benn May 11, 2020

Shit-Weight

When you chug a bunch of laxatives to quickly lose weight.

"Sally, I need to lose some weight fast. I'm gonna take a bunch of laxatives to lose my shit-weight"

by Ghostdik May 13, 2020

Brain-weight

When there's something you learned a long time ago, but can't remember how to do it because you haven't done it for so long. It's like a muscle you haven't been exercising or flexing so you must have put on Brain Weight.

I can't believe I forgot how to to do long division - I must be putting on brain-weight!

by beatmastabill May 29, 2020

Go weigh yourself

Not having the sting that it used to, the need to replace the commonly used phrase; “go fuck yourself!”, has risen exponentially. Following the recent coronavirus pandemic and quarantine, people around the world have become more sensitive about their newly gained fat. Therefore, the phrase “go weigh yourself” has become more relevant and slanderous to the mass population.

After receiving a snarky comment from a peer, Sanjay muttered “go weigh yourself”.

by Nichols Kerr December 2, 2020

Annie weighs

A phrase used to say "anyways", usually used on Twitter.

"Annie weighs, let's not talk about that song, it tanked"

by violucas January 20, 2021

Bubba weight

Games given to someone in a game of pool that exceeds the amount of games they really need for being close to pro. Typically its 4 games on the wire for every 7 games played but can fluctuate up or down by one game. Typically its set up to be a totally lopsided match.

If you would like to gamble some as long as I get bubba weight I will play.

by Golfergalore January 26, 2021