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Toothed-Cartwheels

You put/tie your hands behind your back, lean forward and extend your front teeth in an attempt to prepare to do a cartwheel. Using your TEETH as leverage only (not your hands at all), you do the cartwheel, having your teeth hit the ground instead of your hands. This can be done in times of utter excitement or even disappointment. It is to suggest that you are overly emotional about something.
I just won the lottery! I feel like doing toothed-cartwheels from NJ to CA!
by Bobby Cipolla June 4, 2007
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Zip Tooth

A condition which occurs as a result of getting one's teeth caught in the zipper of a blow job recipient's pants.
Have you seen Lauren's teeth? She said her goat kicked her in the mouth but I think it's a major case of the zip tooth.
by Chuck Bucket February 8, 2005
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Blue Toothing

When someone is talking on a wireless cell phone. The term is usually used if you are wondering if someone is talking on their cell phone or if they are a strange person talking to themselves.
Most likely that homeless person was mumbling to himself and not Blue Toothing.
by Nathan Tiberius1 December 29, 2007
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genital toothbrush

When it is time for the male to climax, he is to aim his love paste so that it lands back on his own pubes. The male then proceeds to force the face of the female down, teeth exposed, and brush her head side to side, or in a circular motion if you prefer, on the freshly pasted pubes. Don't forget to scrub the tongue.
she was surprised when she was done and i asked her if she had ever had a genital toothbrush, and before she could answer i forced her head down and gave her one.
by Poo-c Juice October 20, 2009
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suite tooth

when you get an abrasive blow job from the cleaning lady in your hotel room.
(guy) oh man i forgot something in the suite! (friend) what did you forget? (guy) i forgot the number the cleaning lady gave me. (friend) why did she give you her number? (guy) lets just say she has a suite tooth!!
by jrg791 November 18, 2011
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British Toothpaste

A sexual act in the UK where a man with bad dental hygine cums on a girls face, then rubs his teeth on the ejaculate. This is how many men brush their teeth in the UK.
Paul came from England for a new life. But all he brought was a sack full of his British Toothpaste
by obZen. January 26, 2016
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Loose Or Toothless?

A game you can play with the local female meth addict where you wear a blindfold, and insert your penis into either her loose vagina or her toothless mouth (to be chosen by your co-contestants). Then you have to guess which orifice. Winners get to drink more beer, while the losers have to mack down on the inserted hole.

Usually played with a crowd of drunken college guys and one or more methmouthed whore.
Jeff: Hey bud, you gonna play "Loose Or Toothless?" at the frat party tonight?
Paul: No man, I'm swingin' out to the bar tonight to see if I can pick me up a club sandwich.

Melissa: So, you were playing "Loose Or Toothless?" last night at the party I hear.
Kelly: Yeah, I've never been so humiliated in my life. But they were feeding me pills and I was doing Yeager Bombs all night....and then there was this guy who set himself on fire....and I put it out for him by pissing on him and.... then they made me drink my own urine....so I still had a good time....I think....What were we talking about?
by Mike Oxbeg December 2, 2011
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