Sneezing

When someone cums in your nostrils, and then you blow it back out.

"God, I'm gonna make you sneeze."

"What's that on your face?" "Oh, I was sneezing."

by Booberryboobs October 16, 2022

sneeze guard

A piece of glass to protect the buffet food

Waitress: Our kitchen is slammed, it's much quicker to get the buffet.

Patron: No thanks, I don't trust the sneeze guard.

Live from grande prairie Alberta, sept 2017

by Toxicale April 19, 2018

i sneezed three times

?WHAT IS 7 TIMES 8

ooh shit i bout to die -
wtf why-
i sneezed three times-
R.I.P-

by the match was rigged November 15, 2019

scissor bone sneeze

To rip ass

Dam Joe, that scissor bone sneeze was rank!

by Wizkid1320 May 29, 2019

Portuguese Sneeze

When a man ejaculates with ferocity and is also from Portugal.

When she going down on you and you Portuguese sneeze in her eye.

by WorldlyWordsmith March 16, 2022

Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shart

When you sneeze, cough and shart all at the same time. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You’ve just “phantom sharted”.

I just sneeze-cough phantom sharted. I’m sure of this because I checked my drawls.

John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.

by Phantom Shart April 8, 2023

Sneeze

Pro gamer

Bro your such a sneeze

by Iknowihavedaddyissues October 2, 2020