Finger, suck, eat, etc. a girl until she is begging for it. Then rub your stiffy round her golden valley until she screams at you to give her a banging. Right when her frustration is at its highest level, stop and finish with a DIY(do it yourself) handjob. Then leave the room without saying a word. Not to be tried if you want to shack up with the selfish bitch again.
by womanizer February 29, 2004
Get the Muff Teasermug. Of, or pertaining to a muff that is so ridiculously large it busts in your face as you try to go down.
by Jenna Tolls May 6, 2006
Get the muff bustermug. (n.) Similar to Spanish moss. A maggot muff can be the result of many things, such as cuntosis, a buildup of smelly sludge in the vaginal area.
See also Vulveeta
See also Vulveeta
by Rick Roberson March 19, 2009
Get the maggot muffmug. When the pubic hair of a woman is long enough to hang down in a bushy manner which resembles the beard of the great wizard Merlin.
Jaron: I heard you hooked up with a girl last night, how was it?
Dan: Man, she had a crazy Merlin Muff. I thought she was about to start shooting magic spells from her crotch.
Dan: Man, she had a crazy Merlin Muff. I thought she was about to start shooting magic spells from her crotch.
by B3nR3177y April 19, 2017
Get the Merlin Muffmug. A person, usually male, who fools women into believing that they will have sexual intercourse. The opposite of a cock tease.
by brontoboner June 27, 2005
Get the muff mockmug. A person (obviously male or a lesbian female) who dives into alot of muff, diving into muff can include but not limited to:
Fingering
Fisting
Licking
Chewing
Smacking
Fingering
Fisting
Licking
Chewing
Smacking
by barry 9 inch July 23, 2016
Get the muff divermug. by Tess H August 5, 2006
Get the muff kuffmug.