donkey dick land
A non-existant place, used when you do not know where something is, or simply do not wish to specify.
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Yodie Land
The state of which a person is extremely under the influence of marijuana, phrase originated from damianluck925
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Nang Land
A space you go to when you take acid and ingest multiple N20 or "nang" cannisters.
It exists both in your mind and as a physical place. It is a place of happiness and wonder.
It exists both in your mind and as a physical place. It is a place of happiness and wonder.
An experience of entering Nang land.
As I was lying down on my back...this shit was intense to say the least, the music crept into me as if my skull was unscrewed - directly into my senses almost. I really got the sense that everything was shimmering around me. It was almost as if I was looking at the world, centred into itself like a wormhole. Every single aspect of any detail in my vision was being pulled to the centre of my mind. There was a profoundly cliche fractal effect.
Turning my head and seeing 100+ used soda bulbs was also interesting - by this point I was so fucked I felt like I was dancing an African ritual - a ritual involving taking a dramatic toke of the creamer, followed by an even more melodramatic inhale from the balloon. Entranced by the visual chaos around me I could barely follow it...until I eventually got the hang of it by some miracle of co-ordination
I sank properly into this, I felt like I was here for hours in my own personal universe...sunk deep into the carpet a la Trainspotting.
Next thing I was properly aware of was coming up out of it - quickly. My friend said I may have felt like I was there for hours, I agreed and wondered how long it had been, turned out to take about 3 minutes.
This is nang land.
As I was lying down on my back...this shit was intense to say the least, the music crept into me as if my skull was unscrewed - directly into my senses almost. I really got the sense that everything was shimmering around me. It was almost as if I was looking at the world, centred into itself like a wormhole. Every single aspect of any detail in my vision was being pulled to the centre of my mind. There was a profoundly cliche fractal effect.
Turning my head and seeing 100+ used soda bulbs was also interesting - by this point I was so fucked I felt like I was dancing an African ritual - a ritual involving taking a dramatic toke of the creamer, followed by an even more melodramatic inhale from the balloon. Entranced by the visual chaos around me I could barely follow it...until I eventually got the hang of it by some miracle of co-ordination
I sank properly into this, I felt like I was here for hours in my own personal universe...sunk deep into the carpet a la Trainspotting.
Next thing I was properly aware of was coming up out of it - quickly. My friend said I may have felt like I was there for hours, I agreed and wondered how long it had been, turned out to take about 3 minutes.
This is nang land.
Nang Land by CharlieTheGreenMan April 23, 2010
x-land
Slang for the word Cross-Land.
To be an X-Land, is to be a person that follows others around aimlessly like a lost puppy.
An X-Land is unable to make sexy-time with the opposite sex due to lack of intrest and/or inability to have an erection.
An X-Land also hovers behind you as you eat, making you extremely uncomfortable and can scare your chalupa right out your ass.
An X-Land may spit on you as they talk, try to keep your distance.
An X-Land never stands like a normal Human Being, they will always stand much like Morpheus from The Matrix with their hands behind them, this makes an X-Land easy to spot from afar.
An X-Land is not capable of being productive, and is not good at their job.
The only way to defend youself from an X-Land is to throw up your arms in a big "X" and repetedly yell "X-LAND, X-LAND I cast you out, you X-LAND."
To be an X-Land, is to be a person that follows others around aimlessly like a lost puppy.
An X-Land is unable to make sexy-time with the opposite sex due to lack of intrest and/or inability to have an erection.
An X-Land also hovers behind you as you eat, making you extremely uncomfortable and can scare your chalupa right out your ass.
An X-Land may spit on you as they talk, try to keep your distance.
An X-Land never stands like a normal Human Being, they will always stand much like Morpheus from The Matrix with their hands behind them, this makes an X-Land easy to spot from afar.
An X-Land is not capable of being productive, and is not good at their job.
The only way to defend youself from an X-Land is to throw up your arms in a big "X" and repetedly yell "X-LAND, X-LAND I cast you out, you X-LAND."
"The other day that X-Land followed me around doing nothing as I ate my taco. When i turned around, he was so close behind me, I thought he was going to kiss me"
"I caught this one guy smoking a cigarette, drinking a Diet Coke, Whacking-off, while praying to Jesus as he watched a guy fuck a donkey in the ass. Fucking X-Land..."
ME- "Hey X-Land, what you thinking?"
X-Land- "....."
ME- "Thats what I thought."
"I caught this one guy smoking a cigarette, drinking a Diet Coke, Whacking-off, while praying to Jesus as he watched a guy fuck a donkey in the ass. Fucking X-Land..."
ME- "Hey X-Land, what you thinking?"
X-Land- "....."
ME- "Thats what I thought."
x-land by ai-KILLER-md November 10, 2008
Haggis Land.
Haggis Land. by babyimbadnews July 23, 2009
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Dooba Doo Land
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