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My Best friend. and amazing guy who knows how to make everything thats bothering you just fade away. knows how to make you smile even when your crying. who's kisses can send you to the moon and back, and make you want them more and more. who's hugs can make some one strong cry like a little baby. who's love is something girls have been looking for since the dawn of time. some one who's smile puts the sun to shame. some one you think of daily. some one you love uncondisionaly. some one you wish you could spend you whole life with but you know you can't. some one who loves Hong-Kong because they know what it means. i still love you jordon
his kisses remind me of Jordon.
Jordon by Darlene[Rainbow] September 30, 2009
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Jordan in the female sense: I woman who by far outstands her peers. Incredibly, beautiful, talented, and fun-loving. Always puts others before herself. Sweet, smart girl with a sense of adventure. The perfect girlfriend. She is that kinda girl. Funny and sometimes loud and quirky. A little crazy but the good kinda crazy...
Dude, I met this girl last night, I swear she's a Jordan!
Jordan by Lady JoJo June 4, 2009
jordan's usually are cute, has a fun personality, fun to be around, all around good person, easy to talk to, and is a great flirt
" Jordan is hot " " dang Jordan has a big booty "
Jordan by woahimtherealdeal December 26, 2016
A Gordon-like Jordan.
Nobody seems to notice that the name is spelled with an O instead of an A. Which makes everyone think the person is a Jordan.
That Jordon sure did fool me.
Jordon by paper plate April 21, 2008

Travis Scott Jordan 1s 

Are u buying the Travis Scott Jordan 1s there £1500

Me of course

Jordansexual 

A person who is so infatuated over the idea of Jordan that they believe no other player can ever compare to him. Despite overwhelming evidence and statistical proof, these people refuse to acknowledge that other players (Kareem, Bill Russel, Wilt Chamberlain, Oscar Robinson, LeBron James, etc.) have accomplished more than Michael Jordan. Most of these people have never a Jordan game.
"Dude, you never seen a Jordan game, but you say he's the greatest... you a jordansexual. Get off his nuts."

Jordan Carey List 

A carefully defined pointing system in which men or women compete for the most "points" alloted for sexual conquests. For example, a point is rewarded for a conquest for every 2 years higher/lower than your own. Another for STDs being transmited, some for unwanted pregnancy, ethnicity, overall atractiveness of the woman/man etc.
Feautred in the movie Carrie 2, and now becoming a cultural phenomenon objectifying woman and turning sex into a game, the pointing system is becoming more and more used in North America, with some word of it spreading to Europe (since foreigners are worth points too).
Tony: "Yo, how many points did you score on the Jordan Carey list last night?"
Luc: "4! She was 21, a cripple, black, and from Brazil! She wouldnt let me have a 3-way with her friend though. That would have been 6 more!"
Jordan Carey List by Jamie Spencer October 27, 2007