heater

when a woman holds her mouth on a guys crotch with his pants on and blows hot air into them and warms up his dick

"man, i love it when my girl feels awnry and she teases me with a heater"!

by the naked nuker August 30, 2009

the heater

A hot fart with lots of stench

I just let out a heater

by Jeff December 30, 2004

hetero-drexual

A gay guy who makes out with girls when he is drunk.

Wow, I thought Steve was a flaming gay, but he sure likes to make it with girls when he's drunk- I think he's a real hetero-drexual!

by Debi January 20, 2008

heater feet

1. a person with very warm, often sweaty, feet
2. what happens to your feet after warming them in front of the fireplace.
3. a good source of heat for a person with popsicle toes.

bob: "your popsicle toes are freezing!"
sally: "sorry, but you have heater feet- i'm just warming my feet up."

by el-vis February 11, 2008

hetero-rejection

Getting rejected by the opposite and same sex simultaneously.

He is really suffering from hetero-rejection today.

by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008

Hesterist

The act of being a woman, and simultaneously hating anything to do with women in entertainment, news, politics, etc, because you think women are annoying, dumb, awful, and catty.

That Amanda girl is a super hesterist, she hates all female comedians AND singers

by emmy hates you November 24, 2010

brown hatter

A renouned unstable infected useless good for nothing choad banging wanker.

You fuckin brown hatter.

by tweedball November 4, 2004