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french kiss

an open mouthed kiss when two persons stick their tounges in neach others mouth and try to massage each others tounge
Me and jessica french kissed last night
by G-G April 13, 2007
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I get it, French class

Said to someone who's extremly slow at understanding something just as they get it. This mimics the end of 'Honey I shrunk the kids' where it takes one kid the entire film to get a joke.
Dave: a horse walks into a bar, the barman say's why the long face?
Sara: I don't get it...is the horse sad?....er....Oh cos Horses have got long heads.
Dave: Oh I get it, French Class!!
by SimpsonXL October 25, 2008
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Bearded Mr. Frenchy

An act of revenge due to an unsatisfactory oral sex act.

A man and woman are engaged in simultaneous oral sex (69 with woman on top) and the woman is extremely aroused, therefore, leaving her vaginal excretions all over the mouth and face of her male partner. Little does she know, her female hygiene does not meet the man's standards, so he sweetly says, "Come here so i can kiss you," then proceeds to give her deep french kisses while smothering her with the foul stench of her own pussy juice.

also happens to be a breakfast dish at an East Hollywood diner.
Mike: How'd it go with that chick last night? Dude, she's smokin' hot.

Raymond: It was okay. She was suckin', i was lickin'... um. She's hot and all, but....

Mike: Aw, don't tell me... She stinks?

Raymond: Yeah. But its all good. I gave her the "Bearded Mr. Frenchy."

Mike: Awesome! Me next!

Raymond: No thank you.
by Mr. Chavez July 31, 2009
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French Kiss

A loving, open mouthed kiss that involves toughing tounges which is about the best feeling in the world. It can have to do with sex, but its much better and a lot more loving and special if your in love
When my girlfriend french kisses me, i feel like im flying and i am so happy i could die, with my arms wrapped around her and her hands on my face
by Gotohellliv March 12, 2015
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french dipping

sticking it in, but not moving it around. Penetration without movement or complete satisfaction, for the purpose of maintaining one's religious beleifs.

This can be done to nurture a girl's sexual desires in part, while not destroying one's own feeling of innocence, maintaining one's religious beleifs.
I tried to understand why someone would only be french dipping a girl that attractive.
by chrisissogay September 6, 2008
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french living

When in a situation which is merited as being the best possible one. Often muttered when being lazy on a chair, with a beer in hand and something decent on TV.
Cheese and ham toasties after 9 with a beer? Now that's french living!
by Spoofnet July 18, 2006
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french part of compton

a fictional place created in franklin hatchett's mind, where ghetto ass french motha fuckas live in peace with nuukas
"ay, you from dat french part of compton?"
by greenlandnuuka May 21, 2007
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