Cream horn

(noun) - the noise emitted by the fart of a person who has had a man ejaculate into their anus.

"Tracy really sounded the cream horn after Roger gave her an anal pie, it was like the bugle call to start the Kentucky Derby!"

by Hungli Kamule March 9, 2010

Newcomerstown cream pie

When your masterbating you jizz in your hand, and then you slap someone in the face with it. Therefore giving the effect that they just got hit in the face with a tasty lemon meringue pie or a whip cream pie.

My girl and I were chillen at my house and she was complaining alot. I was getten torqued so to shut her up real good and teach her a lesson I gave her a "Newcomerstown cream pie"

by creamaramher July 9, 2010

Astronaut Ice Cream

Weed

Made popular by "Dark Necessities" by Red Hot Chili Peppers

"They're like ice cream for an astronaut. Well that's me looking for weed" Astronaut Ice Cream

by Kiki5472 June 9, 2016

cream

Cream is sweet, like dessert, should be FEMININE.
How the hell has it become slang for male ejaculate instead of a woman's tasty kinky peach juices?

Cream: slippery body fluids a woman's wonderful genitalia excrete when she is sexually aroused. Also, female ejaculates from strong orgasms, usually after much whip cream making excitement has occurred.

You make whipping cream in a bowl, a woman's bowl (#7), a guy can add his cum to her cream, but the best cream flows from a woman and does not squirt out from a man's hydrant--which is more like tapioca,eggwhite, or blended tofu than being ANYTHING like CREAM---wonderful woman's cream.
If a woman is a screamer, you can even call it scream cream.

re. earlier entry. Yes, cream referred to violence (usually juveniles, especially in 60's and 70's), as well as sports ("cream opposing team" instead of "beat opposing team). At the time, besides "creaming" someone referring to causing physical pain some (usually male juveniles)called dodge ball "smear the queer"(schoolyard wilding), homophobism then was even worse than today.

An old sigline I thought up for a sexually oriented message board joining the forum got you discounts from the "toy store"thinking of _____ who tore out my heart: If you've been a really good bad girl needing punishment, after your spanking, I'll spread open your thighs for the rest of your whipping, the Tongue-lashing a really good very bad girl deserves. Forced to make whipping lash cream and melt in my mouth if not in my hands.
I'm kind of old, ____ wasn't, once emailed something about me knowing when I've got it right as she'd make plenty of CREAM for me. So it can't just be regional(____ lives 1000's miles away in the West) or generational(she's not old), so how about some FEMALE cream defintions?

by Doppel July 20, 2008

Clotted Cream

Thick semen that is ejaculated in significant quantity. Typically the cum of a very virile male in his teens and early 20s.

Howard longed for the day when his prostate power enabled him to shoot his load three feet in the air and his ball sack could serve up loads of clotted cream. Now in his 60s, he is happy just to wake up with occasional morning wood and to rub out a little dribble.

by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2015

man cream

another term for semen

Jon squirted his man cream right into Lisa's eye

by Jamaulia May 9, 2006

ice-creaming

the act of masturbation while keeping the hand in operation as cold as possible. The master bater will usually keep a bucket of ice to dunk the free hand in, alternating hands to maintain a nice frosty sensation. Upon ejaculation, the ice creamer will simultaneously dunk their genitals into the ice bucket, thus "icing" their "cream". Screaming is optional, but highly recommended.

Did you hear what happened to that kid?

What happened?

He got frost bite on his cock from ice-creaming.

No fucking way!

That's right asshole, fucking frostbite.

by Whoopi Goldberg January 22, 2007