boobs

mighty weapons, that are given to women by the gods, so they can use them to control men.
(almost) every girl receives them, around the age of 12.
some women have received bigger 'boobs', wich work even better for controling men.

girl: 'i will show you my boobs, if you get me the concert tickets i asked for'

by pwnhead February 27, 2010

boobeared in portland

One using an alias, a hidden identity, oftentimes including transvestites, transgender, and transexual individuals.

while visiting a local club in Portland, I met the most beautiful woman in the world, to later find I was boobeared in portland, as she was really a man.

by maniacc January 7, 2007

boobasm

v. Of or relating to an orgasm that results because of a females incredible breasts.

Can also refer to the orgasm that is reached via tity-fucking.

Those tits were so phenominal that I gizzed myself (had a boobasm).

by big-40 April 28, 2008

Investment Boobs

Breasts that, while small, won't become saggy as the woman grows old

"Your fiancee has got some pretty small tits."

"Nah man, think of them as investment boobs."

by fragmonkey September 30, 2011

bare-boobed

With one’s boobs exposed by not having anything on to cover them.

The porn star enjoys going about bare-boobed.

by uttam maharjan January 9, 2012

heather boobs

A girl who claims to have boobs, and while there is some protrusion from the chest, what she has are not what a man would called boobs. They are joke sized and therefore only recognized as "Heather Boobs." They technically exist, but only to the individual with them. The male population at large will reject them as boobs.

Roger: Where are your boobs?
Heather: I have Boobs
Roger: Well, you have Heather boobs.

by Larry 78 October 15, 2017

head boobs

The big squishiness on a snek head

Person 1: Omg! Your snek’s head boobs are so squishy!
Person 2: I know right!
Snek: You hecks, stahp it! Hiisss! Much anger! No touch! *becomes a ball* *does a good hide* *inadvertently becomes even cuter*
Person 1 & 2: *inhuman screeching*

by HorizonTheSandWing/RainWing January 16, 2019