HOUSTON, Texas its the city where Mike Jones, Paul Wall,Slim Thug,Brooke Valentine, and other artist came from. Also were choppped and screwed music originated from.
The other hand on my cup, sippin that purple stuff
H-Town Houston Texas we jam music screwed up - Mike Jones
H-Town Houston Texas we jam music screwed up - Mike Jones
by TinaMarie October 2, 2005
Get the H-Town mug.A slur against Tappahannock, Virginia. There are only 1500 people, but one happens to be rapper Chris Brown. So everybody pretends to be a kingpin. Most of the people happen to be humpy, however.
Humpy 1: "He got all up in my face 'cuzza his grrl talkin' 'bout my grill."
Humpy 2: "Snap!"
Humpy 1: "Jus life in Humpy Town."
Humpy 2: "Snap!"
Humpy 1: "Jus life in Humpy Town."
by Benton Squirrelhead December 24, 2006
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by acoustinaut January 20, 2009
Get the Townsville dangler mug.A sexual obsession with towels. People with towel fetish love the feeling of towels on their body. Yes, it's a thing, just not as common.
My friend has a towel fetish.. Every now and then he gets in the bathtub with lots of soft towels while naked
by TubaJoe May 16, 2015
Get the towel fetish mug.A towel that is used to cover your lap while eating and work in a PC, playing a video game, watching television etc. It is part bib, part washcloth, and keeps food off the furniture and your hands clean.
Damn that food towel came in handy while wolfing down that bucket of KFC and playing FFXI on my laptop.
Dufus, you got gravy all over the TV remote. Where the hell is your food towel!
Dufus, you got gravy all over the TV remote. Where the hell is your food towel!
by Korva September 6, 2007
Get the Food Towel mug.A memorial towel is the towel or other clothing item that is used to wipe away ejaculates and bodily fluids from one another after sexual intercourse. A memorial towel can be used repeatedly, to the point of disgusting crustyness, but this neglectful and lazy habit is frowned upon by the lady having semen wiped off of her vagina and buttcheeks.
a memorial towel is not always a towel. sometimes, it becomes necessary to sacrafice a sock to avoid getting bodily fluids on your other more visible clothing. sometimes, theres nothing else around but an old T shirt that gets continually and conveniently thrown behind the bed. sometimes, youre barefoot and wearing comfortable cotton pants so you decide it will be ok to use your underwear and just freeball for the duration of your downtime.
a memorial towel is not always a towel. sometimes, it becomes necessary to sacrafice a sock to avoid getting bodily fluids on your other more visible clothing. sometimes, theres nothing else around but an old T shirt that gets continually and conveniently thrown behind the bed. sometimes, youre barefoot and wearing comfortable cotton pants so you decide it will be ok to use your underwear and just freeball for the duration of your downtime.
by grombelphegor February 23, 2011
Get the Memorial Towel mug.When two or more naked women are stacked on top of each other(presenting themselves) for a guy to be able to change holes quickly and easily.
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